Caption Of The Day For March 7, 2010

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26-30, M
30 Responses Mar 7, 2010

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Annoying Narrarative voice: Observe how the larger raccoon get's his fill while the other one waits patiently, they will remain friends until the the crunchies are gone, and the the coon in the back round gets none!</p>

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Set...Hike!</p>

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After they killed the small child they feasted on his gold fishies!</p>

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WHAT IS THIS MATING SEASON OR FOOTBALL SEASON ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL??</p>

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BEEP.&nbsp; Opening food storage mechanism.&nbsp; Thank you for choosing GE appliances.</p>

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Share or be shared, it's up to you Vern.</p>

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Okay, just put done the squash and no one will get hurt.</p>

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I am happy that you're blessing the food but could you move over so I could at least see it? I don't mind looking at you behind but not when it's time to eat.</p>

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Go ahead, keep eating...................have you seen the size of your butt lately.........</p>

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Hey Honey, how about giving me a little of your coon tang</p>

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Jane: Have you forgotten our wedding vows?</p>
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John:&nbsp; When our divorce was granted the wedding vows ended *****!!!!!</p>

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Raccoon at the back: "Okay, Boris, you're the official food taster...d'ya think that stuff's safe for me to eat?"</p>
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Boris: "Hmmm...Not sure, I'll need to eat a bit more before I can give you an answer"</p>
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*Eats the whole lot*</p>
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"Yeah...it's safe"</p>
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*Belches*</p>

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By the time she's done <strong>nibbling, </strong>I could be made into a <em>hat.</em></p>

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Well if dogs sniff it first why can't we!!!!</p>

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"Hey Charlie! Don't look now but that human is back taking out picture. Stop stuffing your face & look cute!"</p>

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See, Dwayne, I <strong>TOLD</strong> you those squash were bad and would make you sick!</p>

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The Alfa male eats first , stilff!</p>

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If you pretend to be a Kangaroo one more time I'm gonna kick your ***</p>

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I am the frito bandito!!!</p>

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Modus operandi......keeping it sweet.</p>

Kekekekek It's all going according to plan!

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Keep eating baby, as the junk in your trunk is starting to look real good...</p>

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Oh Boy this is good</p>

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OK let's make sure we have it planned right - we have masks already; now pretend these grains are the diamonds we're heisting.....first we get into the grading room, then.....</p>

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OK, I get it, your name's Mikey...so what..&nbsp; SHARE !</p>

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Little does he know- that stuff is laced with laxatives!</p>

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I told you it taste like baby poo!&nbsp; I wouldn't try any of this if I was you.</p>

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Mum &nbsp;MUMMMM &nbsp; MUMMMMM!!!!!! &nbsp; He's not sharing!</p>
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I'm telling on you, .... Mum said to share!! &nbsp;Move your &nbsp;scrawny &nbsp;butt over, I want some too...!!!!</p>
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MUM &nbsp;MUMMMM. &nbsp; !!!!</p>

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<strong>2nd raccoon:&nbsp; 33...18...12&nbsp; HIKE!!&nbsp; hey Reggie!&nbsp; where's the football?&nbsp; did you leave it n the Larsen's pantry again?</strong></p>
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<strong>2nd raccoon:&nbsp; hey Jimmy!&nbsp; forget the football!&nbsp; it's Cap'n Crunch this time!&nbsp; let's go back for more!&nbsp; btw, don't pee in the pantry anymore...at the Miller's, they locked the pantry door...</strong></p>

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I told you I don't have time for sex! If you must, then do me from behind and do it quick!</p>