Caption Of The Day For March 11, 2010

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26-30, M
42 Responses Mar 11, 2010

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I told you if I blew in your ear the air would come out of your mouth.</p>

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Can everyone hear that ;)</p>

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Now that I have a ring on my finger you realize you will never have sex again, right?</p>

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first man to give birth is comforted by his wife......</p>

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woman ... " THAT was OUR secret....BIG MOUTH!!!!</p>

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Man: "You're pinching my fat, you're pinching my fat, you're pinching my fat!"</p>
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Woman: "I will be chewing your fat if you don't shut up!"</p>

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And when he entered me..........!!!</p>

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"Ahhhhh! That was one hot pepper!"</p>
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"Pssst! I told you... dumba**!"</p>

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Ahhhhhhh, if you won't pull my finger -I'lldo it myslef, ahhhhhh, feels&nbsp;good.</p>

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"I love you sweetie." *yawn*</p>

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Don't these people work for EP??</p>

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Mmm...your neck smells just like your brother's.</p>

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Guy:&nbsp; Yeah, this is a 10 finger golf grip</p>
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Girl:&nbsp; Yeah, I know, I used the same one on Tiger</p>
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Guy:&nbsp; AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!</p>

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<em><strong>"Not tonight hun...I'm tired (yawn)!"</strong></em></p>

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I can't believe that just came out of ur mouth!!!!</p>

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<strong>"I HATE to tell you this "sweetheart".... but that positive pregnancy test was YOURS -- not mine!!!</strong></p>

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A little to the left......I can almost see the rings of Uranus......</p>

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"I'm pregnant. It's twins."</p>

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Dan, stop screaming. You're scareing the kids and ruining dinner.</p>

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Tiger offered me more money, and he's got a better stroke...</p>

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Keep it in your pants big boy..Have you heard of Lorena Bobbitt?</p>

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Tell me the Truth did you sleep with her?&nbsp; tell me or I'll break your fingers off.</p>

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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"</p>

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You aren't boring me, I'm just tired.</p>

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<strong>See all men are like blubbering idiots ! She's telling him men should be the one's to give birth!</strong></p>
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<strong>Imagine, if men had monthly periods, it would be held as a national holiday once a month!</strong></p>

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Girl, " I want a Baby!"</p>
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Guy," Guess I'll turn in early, I got an early day tommorow</p>

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GIRL (whispering) :&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; You should clean your ears, it is full of wax and would damage your hearing.</p>
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GUY(shouting):&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; WHHAATTT! speak louder<em>&nbsp; I cant heaarrrr yooouuuuu!</em></p>

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she whisperedinto his ear "I was once a guy but after sugery I decided to be a prostitute".&nbsp; Hence the look on the guys face</p>

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baby, the kids are at grandmas for the night and i bought chocolate cool whip...</p>

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Stop pinching my a***!</p>

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&nbsp;"...and if you look at her boobs ONE MORE TIME..."</p>
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<strong>*TWIST*</strong></p>
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"...aaargh!!!"</p>

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I swallow</p>

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-Yawn- How many times should I say it? I'm gay!</p>

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Do not attempt colonic irrigation at home!</p>

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Ok you can close your mouth now</p>

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<strong>man singing to woman:&nbsp; Fiii...GARO!&nbsp; FIGARO!&nbsp; FIGARO, FiGARO,&nbsp; Fiiii...GAROOOO.....</strong></p>

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Geez woman, your nose is freezing!</p>

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Fred is slowly losing his battle to maintain his virginity, and it's driving him insane.</p>

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Halp!!!&nbsp;</p>
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MY BRAINZ!</p>

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It's 4am and she is whispering "I need you big boy! "</p>

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never on the same page</p>

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It makes me yawn when you breathe in my ear!</p>