Caption Of The Day For March 13, 2010

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26-30, M
30 Responses Mar 13, 2010

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"blow up doll", "bicycle", "lifesize stuffed teddy bear",.... whatever. It's all the same in the dark.</p>

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Kid at door looks away: "I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that..."</p>

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Helping old people cross the street is one thing but I am not carrying that bear! (just look away and they won't see ya).</p>

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Don't leave us with the stuffed bear! Don't leave us with the STUUFFED BEAR!</p>

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I hope that Old Lady's bear doesn't poop inside my favorite Burger King!</p>

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Pedo's close cousin, GrannySnatch, strikes once again.</p>

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Let's give this bear&nbsp;to that nice young fellow in the doorway there. (He'll really get the looks riding away on his bike&nbsp;with that over-sized stuffed toy.)&nbsp;</p>

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Boy: Ok!?!, the sign says "hot panini's" But I don't see any anywhere. If they think these grandmas are "hot panini's".....think again</p>

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Poster in the window reads: "The Blazin' Hot Burger ...Made with only meat treated with growth hormone"</p>
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The mascot for the new product, a giant bear, arrives at the same time the first customer leaves, unaware that he's just outgrown his trousers and bike.</p>

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Grandpa I'm tired of carrying this big stuffed bear around. Lets put it on the bike and let it ride the rest of the way home.</p>

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granny has been offering drunk stuff toys rides home on her bike for two years now.</p>

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Honey...Teddy doesn't <strong>want </strong>any more food---<br /><br />
he's <strong>stuffed!&nbsp; </strong></p>

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Psst, hey dude, should I go over there and steal that fat-***-ed teddy bear from that older couple just for kicks?</p>

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<em><strong>boy:&nbsp;damn, when they said "random acts of kindness" i didnt know it would mean this... Ok, maybe if i just look away and pretend like i never saw them....</strong></em></p>

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Guy in doorway: Where's my bear?</p>

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Thats funny! this was definitely a public toilet last night.</p>

Being her first visit to the big city, Matilda didn't know to watch out for the Teddy Bear Bandit.

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Graaaaandmaw, why did you have to bring my teddy bear down to where I work?&nbsp; I left him home on purpose.</p>

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<strong>All grandma's are just antique little girls....... no matter what the age we all love a teddy bear!</strong></p>

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Old man to his wife ....</p>
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" i told &nbsp;you to leave the pooch at home and i didn't have his &nbsp;lead last and i'm Not cleaning up his do' &nbsp;!!!!</p>

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Is this what they call DOGGIE STYLE!</p>

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That lady with the Bear will be my cover,when I rob this place</p>

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&ldquo;Young fellow, would you please hold the door open for us while we take our granddaughter&rsquo;s birthday present inside?&rdquo;</p>

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I swear, if you name it BooBooBear, I'll hide your dentures again !</p>

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Oh Grandma, please bring my teddy bear back home before someone sees................</p>

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Boy in store: Man I hope my girlsfriend dont see that. I will never here the end of it, if he could winn the big prize why couldnt I and im young. Oh crap there she is yelling down the block, she dont miss a thing.</p>

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<strong>old lady speaking to stuffed animal:&nbsp; yes baby, don't cry.&nbsp; i know that red spot on your head hurts.&nbsp; i'll take you to the doctor and get that owie fixed, and you'll be mommy's happy baby again."</strong></p>
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<strong>[[old man rolling eyes]]&nbsp; honestly, Ruth!&nbsp; knock it off!&nbsp; you're embarrassing me!</strong></p>
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<strong>**guy in doorway looks away, pretending he doesn't notice the crazy&nbsp;lady talking&nbsp;to the stuffed dog**</strong></p>
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<strong>[[old lady glares at old man]]</strong></p>

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Boy: I will be your lookout, just take and go while no one is here.</p>

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Kidnapping in Progress!</p>

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Fred I'll push the bear towards him you grab the bag I'll get the bike</p>