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Thanks Sylph (i hate doing things like this)

 

1. I hate it when people make a noise when they eat or drink. ARRRRRR!! it drives me mad, it goes through me.....think nails on a black board.

 

2. I never seem happy with who i am.

 

3. Since my staffie died nearly two years ago my life has changed.......i feel as though my soul has been ripped into.

 

4. I think about death all the time.

 

5. I'm obsessed with reading about old mental asylums and how the patients were treated.

 

So there you go. Slightly depressing i know........but it was Sylphs idea, so blame her!

Evernight Evernight 31-35, F 19 Responses May 17, 2010

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Erm...... has anyone got a towel for this slime???? There goes another corset ruined, tsk, tsk.

He he he...<br />
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*high five to 8FD*... wherever he may be...

*Ever looks down at her slimed boobs and gives Dean a cheeky grin*

[8footdread...appears out of no where dressed as the sweet tansvestite from transylvania...takes one look at the non-stop boobie squishing between Ever and Sylp13...and sings<br />
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"It's just a jump to the left<br />
And then a step to the right<br />
With your hands on your hips<br />
You bring your knees in tight<br />
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,<br />
Let's do the Time Warp again!"<br />
<br />
8footdread fades into the nothingness leaving everyone slimed with green goo and wondering looks on everyones half smiling half incredulous face as they consider WTF just happened there...]<br />
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insanity ensues and uncontrollable giggling chaos rains down on Ever's parade...

Ha!... I dare you both to try... *whack*...<br />
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*turns face to face with Ever... non-stop boobie-squishing*...

Better than a fishing net Knight. Ive got one of those traps form Ghost Busters, modified for faeries oh and the back packs where you snag em first. *hands Knight a back pack*.<br />
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Now circle around, well flank her but be ware the wand, shes deadly. And if she joins with Ever for a boobie squeeesh, were doomed. Theres no fighting that.

Better than a fishing net Knight. Ive got one of those traps form Ghost Busters, modified for faeries oh and the back packs where you snag em first. *hands Knight a back pack*.<br />
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Now circle around, well flank her but be ware the wand, shes deadly. And if she joins with Ever for a boobie squeeesh, were doomed. Theres no fighting that.

I feel your pain r8r4........there's just no need for it if you ask me.

*Ever & Sylph bump bums*.......we'll be ready for 'em Sylphy......you've got your wand and i've got my spell book......they don't stand a chance. *MWAHAHAHAHA*

Yeah, Knight... what's with the fishing net, huh?... *Sylph eyes warily side to side... stands back to back with Ever*...<br />
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And I'm not cheating... *whack*... I am hardly on lately... I was one of the first few when FG started the game... I was online when it began... nothing new there... hehe...

I haven't got any books i just look stuff up on the internet, there's loads on this subject. I know it's kinda dark but it really interests me.<br />
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Erm Knight......whats with the fishing net?

I think that last is interesting. Any books to recommend?

Don't worry about the whack Dean......*Ever bends over for another* ;)<br />
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Shovelling food in? My god, my father eats like that, as though he's never seen food in his life! And i won't mention the noise! Something else he does *Ever stands on her soap box* hehe....when he goes to shovel the food in his trap he sticks his tongue out so you can see all the previous mouthful still on it! YUCK!!!!!<br />
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*Ching ching* Sylph, my lovely *boobie squishes*....and *boobie squishes* to you too Taken!

OMG so with you on #1 Ever. I don't know why but it just drives me absolutely bonkers. <br />
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I must say, I think we all need to tackle Sylph though. I think she's cheating at this game. I've never seen someone tag other people as fast as this fairy is. <br />
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Hey Dean, you got that fishing net? :)

LOL... *whacks Dean*... you don't whack wenches... what's the matter with you? *whacks Dean again*...<br />
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Eeeww... shoveling food...though some culture do this... around Asia... *whacks Dean again*... be careful with this... no, not me... the nuns taught me all the works of proper table setting from water glass to white wine glass to salad fork to dinner fork to soup spoon to dessert spoon, etc... it was a school requirement... reminds me of Pretty Woman though...<br />
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*Sylph picks up her red wine glass and raises to Ever... ching ching*...

*Dean pops In an puts in fake vampirs teeth*Did I hear squished boobies and comfy jammies?<br />
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How about people who have to basicly stick there head in their plate and shovel food in their mouth?<br />
In laws and wife. My mother was to big on manners for me to get away with that.<br />
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*Whacks Ever for thinkinkg about Death* thats enough of that nonsense now. Youre a wonderful person and a good friend Ever, be happy with who you are because those around you are.<br />
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I just realized I whacked you. Good God! Im hanging around the fairie too much.

I'm glad i'm not on my own with this *Ever, high fives Sylph & destry*. If you ask me it's just bad manners. All my family do it, yes Sylph even the MIL....i could slap her. When she eats she also makes 'mmmmmm' noises......whats that about? My hubby eats really nicely (thank God)....no noise, no eating with mouth open.......just right. I told him if he ate like a pig i'd never of married him. There is one thing about him though......he gulps when he drinks, that drives me nuts too.<br />
When i was in hospital there was a women on the oposite side to me and i could hear her gulping her tea......from the other side of the room! It drove me mad.<br />
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Vampires in Asylums.......hmmmm, sounds abit f-up......i like it! *ching, ching* Sylph.

Boobie-squishes!!! Here I come... *bouncing to Ever and Taken*... Yay! You so love me, Ever dear... thank you for doing this... *group hug*...<br />
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Slurpy eaters and drinkers are a big turn off... MIL is like this... ugh!... One more reason to hate her...<br />
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And Yay! Smirnoff!... Cheers to friendship... Love ya both!...<br />
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*wipes dripping Smirnoff*... do you think there are vampires in the asylum? It's a good thought you know... if they think this person is crazy, no matter how hot he is... they'll lock him up there...

Thanks taken *head spins from gulping smirnoff too quickly*......*boobie squeeesh*