Smear The Queer

I like that game better than tag...but anyway...

5. I am afraid to pump gas...because I just KNOW I am going to be the unlucky fuckker that somehow causes the tanks to explode...

4. I take ridiculously loooooooong showers....I dont care what you nerds say..we aint gonna run out of water...

3. I abhor the taste of toothpaste. Nasty ****.

2. Being a lesbian is on my bucket list.

1. I am far more insecure than I let on....dont hurt me...

I tag ummmm....MrMarlboroMan, LayneMeyer, and...ummm....Sonnett...
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6 Responses Dec 16, 2012

I'm happily untagged too.
You can keep yourself from getting blowed up if you keep you hand lovingly wrapped around the handle instead of using the locking thing. As long as you are one with the hose and the truck no static can build up. And dont use your cell while pumping either. Thats probably how the the chick blew up.

Coppy is legit

We are just trying to help you punkin.

Ya. Dont want you turned into punk1n pie.

Are there no full service stations down there?


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I appreciate you not tagging me too.. nasty game it is. Also, be careful, a girl just blew herself up recently in Florida filling her tank. Something about the air down there creating static friction. I guess it happens a lot but you don't hear about it because they don't want people to worry.

<---------happy not to be tagged

.I refuse to play this game. dont even think about it!

Took me aaaaaaaaages. But I got there in the end.

What are the rules to this one?

Well, if those are the rules...

Thank you for not tagging me. =D