Because Koalas Are Evil Soulless Creatures Masquerading As Cute and Fluffy Marsupials1) I was told when I was sixteen by a crackpot, I mean woman claiming to be psychic that I'm going to die when I'm thirty-six in a car accident involving a Mini Cooper.
2) I have yet to learn to drive.... Hmmm.
3) I wouldn't mind being a vampire. A proper sexy one. None of that bastardised Twilight nonsense... &, I bruise like a peach so I could do with the iron.
4) I can be very convincing when I want to be. :)
5) The darker side of my personality has been ruling my thoughts & actions for a couple of months now. Sweet sonnet is off picking flowers in the meadow of my mind. :)