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5 more things about me no one knows:

1) Late at night, when no one's watching, I rub vaseline all over my body and secretly pretend I'm a snail

2) By the order of the 6000 year old flat Earth, I've beheaded several blasphemers (including Galileo)

3) I hate Koranist Moslamicans

4) I'm a member of the Westboro Baptist Church

5) All religions after mine are false
Bannedforyoursins Bannedforyoursins 70+, M 3 Responses Dec 21, 2012

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schizophrenia

Dang man...You really hate Christians, don't you? Lol!

Read number 3.

I did, and I couldn't agree more. I mean, what's with those ray guns anyway? How much longer are we gonna take this??

When a deranged white man commits a crime with guns, they ban guns. When a Muslim commits a crime with anything, they want to ban Muslims! That's why I kinda like the Muslamic ray gun guy, after all, he said "We're just tryna stop.. Muslamic ray guns"

excellent! you, DozerDan, lostinchicago and papajoecamote should be bifflez!

HOW DARE YOU COMMENT? DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S FORBIDDEN FOR A WOMAN TO SPEAK AT CHURCH? BY THE ORDER OF THE 6000 YEAR OLD FLAT EARTH YOU SHALL BE BEHEADED FOR BLASPHEMY

1 Timothy 2:11-14 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression."

1 Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."