I Want To Play Experience Project Tag
...singing sweet songs, of melodies pure and good, singing...
"Hon, why-did-you-tag-me-to-reveal-my-inner-self-like-this?!"
Okay, Okay. You want me to be tagged? Then this is how it'll be, baby!
In non-ranking order:
5. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Boston, Maine, Florida, Virginia, One of the Carolinas, Delaware, Alabama, Texas, Arizona, California, Seattle, Japan, Singapore, Australia, Puerto Rico, St.Maartin, Qatar, Iraq... and possibly more in the future. Though you know what? None of those places I can claim as home... I have an apartment, a roof over my head so I'm not roofless, but in a way, I'm still HOME-less (cue the 'Aww' from the crowd).
4. As a Man, I like cute things. There. I said it. I have a plush Manta-Ray with me right now and it's so cool! It's got wings, just like the Mantaray in the aquarium, and this long tail, and...
...Ahem. Yeah, yo. You know. Whut up? Soft things.. they awesome, bro.
3. I cheated before. Yup. I cheated and I kissed another girl (An ex, actually) while I was with another. Told her about it the same day. Wasn't easy. Never putting myself in that position ever again ::Shudders::.
4. I'm a Gamer. Huge Gamer. I play SOOOOOO many computer games (cause the variety is .. more robust). It is one of my passions. When I can get up to it. Seriously, playing Jagged Alliance 2 and Baulder's Gate 2 along with Fallout: New Vegas and Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Hey, speaking of which..
5. SCIENCE! I have those boxes of Science Kits (That I still have to play around with) in my apartment that attempt to duplicate famous experiments from the past! AWESOME, right? ..well, look, you don't have to look at me like that.
You know what? I am an attractive, loving, respectable, loyal son of a nice-lady-that-did-her-best. Yes, I've got awkward cravings (FLINTSTONE SODA!) and yeah, I've got a sexual imagination of a Walt Disney Gimp (Try not to imagine Goofy in a BDSM set up... YOU CAN NOT UNSEE!). This is all of who I am and you know what? I'm tapping it in. So if you gotta judge, fine. Do it.
But by doing so, you are denying the very essence of yourself, man...or lady. Or you could be both, this is EP afterall.
EXIT STAGE LEFT!
::This act has been brought to you by the 'Rushing-To-Get-To-Work-On-Time' Foundation and its subsequent followers. Please remember to keep both hands and feet in the cup until your ride comes to a complete stop. No purchase necessary, batteries not included.::
"Hon, why-did-you-tag-me-to-reveal-my-inner-self-like-this?!"
Okay, Okay. You want me to be tagged? Then this is how it'll be, baby!
In non-ranking order:
5. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Boston, Maine, Florida, Virginia, One of the Carolinas, Delaware, Alabama, Texas, Arizona, California, Seattle, Japan, Singapore, Australia, Puerto Rico, St.Maartin, Qatar, Iraq... and possibly more in the future. Though you know what? None of those places I can claim as home... I have an apartment, a roof over my head so I'm not roofless, but in a way, I'm still HOME-less (cue the 'Aww' from the crowd).
4. As a Man, I like cute things. There. I said it. I have a plush Manta-Ray with me right now and it's so cool! It's got wings, just like the Mantaray in the aquarium, and this long tail, and...
...Ahem. Yeah, yo. You know. Whut up? Soft things.. they awesome, bro.
3. I cheated before. Yup. I cheated and I kissed another girl (An ex, actually) while I was with another. Told her about it the same day. Wasn't easy. Never putting myself in that position ever again ::Shudders::.
4. I'm a Gamer. Huge Gamer. I play SOOOOOO many computer games (cause the variety is .. more robust). It is one of my passions. When I can get up to it. Seriously, playing Jagged Alliance 2 and Baulder's Gate 2 along with Fallout: New Vegas and Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Hey, speaking of which..
5. SCIENCE! I have those boxes of Science Kits (That I still have to play around with) in my apartment that attempt to duplicate famous experiments from the past! AWESOME, right? ..well, look, you don't have to look at me like that.
You know what? I am an attractive, loving, respectable, loyal son of a nice-lady-that-did-her-best. Yes, I've got awkward cravings (FLINTSTONE SODA!) and yeah, I've got a sexual imagination of a Walt Disney Gimp (Try not to imagine Goofy in a BDSM set up... YOU CAN NOT UNSEE!). This is all of who I am and you know what? I'm tapping it in. So if you gotta judge, fine. Do it.
But by doing so, you are denying the very essence of yourself, man...or lady. Or you could be both, this is EP afterall.
EXIT STAGE LEFT!
::This act has been brought to you by the 'Rushing-To-Get-To-Work-On-Time' Foundation and its subsequent followers. Please remember to keep both hands and feet in the cup until your ride comes to a complete stop. No purchase necessary, batteries not included.::