So, I tried punching a koala bear in the face yesterday. I went to the zoo here in Germany where I am stationed. I guess there are laws against that sort of thing here, because there was a "No Face Punches To Bears" sign right outside of the Koala Bear hut. What am I going to do now? Do I need to fly to Australia just to punch a Koala in the face? Guess I need to buy tickets soon.