And Be a Pirate!

It would be so much fun being a modern day pirate in the Caribbean. I would spend my days sailing the deep blue waters, the cold spray and cool ocean breeze across my hot skin while I attack all of you vacationers, looting your belongings, burning your ships, and carrying off your women. And my nights would be spent in drunken debauchery on torch-lit lee shores, ravaging captives and dancing a pirate jig. Ah! Those'll be the days! 

TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
26-30, M
8 Responses Mar 9, 2009

Before I set off a piratin', I want to make sure I do it right. Has anyone come across a "Robert's Rules of Piracy"?

Besides, cats don't like water.

The EtherBunny Pirate...<br />
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nah doesn't go together

What does the ninja know?!? You can't side with the ninja if you're a pirate. <br />
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Of course, I happen to like ninjas better than pirates, so this is just going to keep going in a vicious circle. <br />
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Arrrrrr!!

No. I like the first one. The other two, ESPECIALLY the third one were very, very bad (a singing intro at the gallows??? WTF!?). But don't take MY word for it, take the Ninjas:<br />
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http://askaninja.com/node/1175

and yet you hate the Pirate of the Caribbean movies.

Pays well, too.<br />
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Yeah, I'll join the crew too. Arrrrrrrrr.... I even have my outfit picked out....a skirt made entirely of silk scarves for the male hostages....

Can women be pirates? Because this sounds heavenly. Except I'd be taking the men hostage.