1...am a mother , lover, and a fighter.
2...don't have any tattoos but my navel, nose, and ears are pierced.
3...was raised a Jehovah's Witness but left, went back, and left again (ultimately walking away from it forever in my early 20's...thank u Jesus!).
4...got pregnant at 16.
5...skipped 2nd grade, was home-schooled for a year, graduated highschool, and went to college.
6...was a straight-A student who looked forward to school (because teacher's were always nicer than my mom).
7...think cleanliness is godliness but worry about all the chemicals we expose ourselves to. Being a single mom, I've learned to appreciate some clutter too.
8...sometimes feel like Mary Poppins (don't laugh).
9...enjoy things and people that make me go "hmmmmm."
10...like to go for long walks with my dogs outside when the weather is nice.
11...have a clear conscience (mostly, anyway...except for an incident involving a parakeet named "Oscar" that bit my finger and wouldn't let go. You don't want to know how that ended).
12...spend a LOT of time in bed/on the couch due to widespread body pain from "fibromyalgia."
13...am a talking contradiction (this bugs me but I try to laugh about it).
14...feel like a failure (on some levels) and a burden (on other levels).
15...cannot roll my "r's" or hula hoop.
16...have never been married.
17...will do the right thing, over the easy thing (or at least try).
18...wish everyone would keep plants or a garden alive for many years before marrying or having children.
19...know that my strengths are also my weaknesses (this statement sooo messes w/my head).
20...miss my old boss, grandpa & grandma, my kitties, my babies, and my independence but i'm adjusting.
22...always scratch what itches.
23...need a muzzle.
24...do not like negative, shallow, or lazy people but at the same time understand how we are all products of our environments and can't always help who we become (i.e. I appreciate good manners but don't expect it. i prefer honesty and decency over anything else).
25...whistle while I work (figuratively).
27...didn't celebrate holidays or birthdays until my 20's. I love the togetherness and warmth during them but think the extravagance and stress does more harm than good.
28...am finding my way in life (EP is a big part of this process).
29...can't emphasize the importance of water, sleep, and healthy eating enough (take it from someone who knows).
30...believe moderation, variety, and self-control are crucial to having a good life (if only I were better at it).
31...understand why women drive men crazy.
32...hate talking on the phone, being stared at, and playing games.
33...have a flirtation problem (actually I'm just too friendly-anyone would talk to me-but it helped when a friend suggested headphones and adopting the "*****" look).
34...dance when i clean.
35...know I'm being spied on (it made me mad at first but, now that I know, I don't really care...by now they've seen it all).
36...want to live/die on the beach.
37...normally keep my fingernails and toenails painted.
38...don't like to gossip or people who do (yet I've been guilty).
39...have my eyes wide open.
40...know it's all a conspiracy.
41...had the best time when I stumbled upon a drum circle in California.
42...saw Shamu and it was magical but also went to the Magic Kingdom and had a very UN-magical time.
43...love to travel, movies, learning, working out, visiting with others, experiencing new things with my kids (but my health and finances don't allow it).
44...am craving Godiva chocolate covered cherries and Shari's Berries (they are both heavenly).
45...get bored easily (not sure why).
46...gave birth naturally to both my children (no drugs-didn't want them coming into this world all "doped" up).
47...recently quit driving (forcing a new level of dependence on people).
48...have both submissive and dominant sides to my personality (which are constantly at war with eachother).
49...get compliments regularly when I wear brown (UGH, why brown?!).
50...listen to music and sing to myself every day.
51...want to be part of the solution/create positive momentum.
52...love to watch men hard at work!
53...am not very competitive (I only compete with myself) or athletic (I was never allowed to participate in sports).
54...have been blessed with marijuana (my medicine), the patience of a saint (to deal with life...but it's running thin), my children (who give me motivation to live), and a chihuahua (that's a great distraction from this miserable existence).
55...choose to look on the bright side (even feeling gratitude for my chronic pain when I can...cuz it keeps me grounded).
56...am not afraid of needles.
57...make a damn good assistant (with years of grooming and experience).
58...believe none of what I hear and only half of what I see.
59...always tell my grandpa I love him when crossing the Mississippi River (his ashes were spread there).
60...am guilty of talking too much.
61...find it interesting how my tastes in life (men, music, food, etc.) have changed over time.
62...am embarrassed to let people meet my family.
63...clown around sometimes (certain people bring it out in me...I don't know how they do it but I luv them for it).
64...don't believe in forcing or faking anything (unless necessary) but will smile even when I feel like crying (because who cares really?).
65...went through a phase of being too self-conscious to wear shorts (except at the gym)...now I embrace my long legs :-D
66...have been told I'm the "best" at something (they better not have lied or I'm gonna sue their *** ;-).
67...regret being born.
68...make a kick-*** (and now, gluten-free) lasagna.
69...like going to the library, the park, and the laundromat.
70...rarely feel happy or good (life = misery) but pets help tremendously.
71...have always enjoyed helping/taking care of others (takes my mind off myself).
72...think my mind is turning to mush. That, or I've got brain-fog.
73...am a morning person but some days wake up grumpy as **** (still trying to tame the beast).
74...miss having a bedroom/place of my own (my sanctuary).
75...have fought off suicidal feeling all of my life (the Witnesses and subsequent struggles made me feel worthless. at least I still know I'm not utterly worthless).
76...don't have much from my childhood but managed to hang on to my baby blanket somehow. (no, I don't sleep w/it ;-)
77...punched out a window when I caught my bf in bed w/another woman (not saying it was the best way to handle it but better than hurting someone).
78...am making an effort to consume less and waste nothing.
79...saw "Shark Tale" with my lil cousin and thought it was adorable. thank u buddy.
80...can't stand when men try to impress people by taking their shirt off (really?!).
81...fell and hit my tailbone so hard once I saw stars (didn't even know that was possible except in cartoons).
82...enjoy having the bed all to myself just as much as I enjoy sharing it with someone (until I get the roll-over treatment).
83...have a shady side (certain people/situations bring it out in me, i.e. cops, men, people in positions of authority). i don't like to lie but can be very evasive at times.
84...won't get involved with married men (i don't believe in creeping) but admit i am curious about polygamous relationships and how they work.
85...decided to stop caring about getting ahead in life and instead focus on myself (what makes me feel good) and family (how can I help).
86...don't talk to people privately on here (except an occasional friendly note) nor do I add anyone to my circle that's under 21 (just my preference).
87...will never live alone again (unless I become independently wealthy).
88...am intimidated by men who cook but simultaneously relish it.
89...would rather ********** than sleep around (std's anyone?).
90...try not to read too much into any one thing.
91...get paranoid (sometimes with good reason, sometimes not) and hysterical (yes, a tranquilizer gun should be kept nearby).
92...change my mind but try to be a person of my word.
93...prefer EP profiles that have pictures and/or stories so I get a feel for the person.
94...am rarely surprised by anything (except my teenage son who likes to jump out from behind things and scare me) but am deathly afraid of single-mindedness and blind obedience (been there, done that, hopefully still not doing it).
95...see all of mankind as part of my extended family (i care more than you'll ever know).
96...played basketball with former Harlem Globetrotters for a fundraiser (yes, it was a laughing matter).
97...have never voted (don't hate).
98...swear too much (unless little ones are around, then I censor).
99...believe in using positive reinforcement and rewards to motivate people into good behavior (i.e. giving kids money for getting good grades).
100..hope you enjoyed reading this list!
thnx 4 letting me do my thing. now it's your turn. mwah!