1. I'm 20
2. I was born February 11, 1988 at 7:58 PM via C-section.
3. I was 9lbs 7oz at birth.
4. I had a twin that died prematurely.
5. I have three brothers.
6. My real father's name was also Lawrence but he went by Larry. He walked out on me, so I bitterly refuse to be called "Larry".
7. I had beautiful blue eyes when I was younger.
8. I injured my back falling down a flight of stairs.
9. I am multi-phobic.
10. I was beaten frequently by my step-dad.
11. I'm 5'11" and angry that I couldn't reach 6'0"
12. I weighed 347lbs at my peak.
13. I now weigh 281lbs.
14. I always wanted to be an actor.
15. I was a camera hog as a child.
16. When we did plays in high school, I behaved very arrogantly towards those who had trouble when I ad-libbed.
17. I am a liberal Democrat.
18. Unlike most kids at the time, I thought Bill Clinton was awesome when he had oral sex in the Oval Office.
19. I am outspoken in favor of gay rights.
20. I was very tempted to try cocaine in the bathroom of a club I was performing at.
21. I fantasize about playing the hero and getting the girl.
22. I gamble.
23. I smoke an occassional cigar.
24. I drink mixed drinks, but never beer.
25. I sometimes worry that my penis is too small.
26. I use self-deprecating humor as a coping mechanism.
26. I have been knocked unconcious before.
27. I know how to use hypnosis, and am familiar with psychology.
28. I failed math more often than I passed.
29. I know more about Presidential history than you do.
30. I've always wanted to slowdance.
31. I am not a true cynic. I just play one.
32. I enjoy reading almost anything.
33. I cannot drive a car anymore.
34. I regret that I didn't tell my uncle how much he meant to me before his death.
35. I fall in love VERY quickly.
36. I am a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
37. I regularly insult the Pittsburgh Pirates, but would be excited if they won.
38. I do impressions.
39. I worry that I am too ugly for anyone to truly love me.
40. I met George Carlin.
41. I tried to commit suicide by hanging.
42. I can draw and shoot a gun very quickly.
43. I don't want to leave Pittsburgh permanantly.
44. I am loyal.
45. I wish to be desired.
46. I sleep irregularly.
47. I don't wear contacts.
48. I am more comfortable in a suit.
49. I am egocentric. I relish constant praise.
50. Even when I don't deserve it....
There's half... I'll come up with the other half later.