"Hall Pass" For My Wife.My wife is heading to Florida for a girls Girls Week. I'm going to give her this hall pass. Tell me what you think.
Hall Pass for:
This is a Girls Week Hall Pass for Dorothy during her trip to Orlando, Fla. from September 30th to October 4th. Read it all carefully and enjoy the Hall pass .
The Hall pass begins as soon as you leave Home and ends upon your return.
What is a Hall pass and what are the rules?
1. For the time period specified in the Hall pass means you are to consider yourself an “unattached, temporarily single woman”, out for a daring, bold unreserved, and hopefully sexual fun time.
2. A Hall pass is an explicit suspension of all vows, rules, jealousy, and inhibitions and allows the holder to be sexy, immodest, uninhibited, unembarrassed, unashamed, daring, brazen, bold, unreserved, non-self-conscious, inapprehensive, immoral, wild, and comfortable having unrestrained sexual fun for the specified time.
3. There shall be NO repercussions or ramifications or jealousy for your actions.
4. You may be nervous at first, but because you are away from home and most people you meet won't know you, and you have this Hall pass, you can relax and enjoy the fun times the Hall pass offers. Be extremely naughty!
5. Use of lots of alcohol and lots of uninhibited sex are permitted.
6. With this Hall pass you are not to be embarrassed, ashamed, nervous, apprehensive, inhibited, humiliated, modest, self-conscious, reserved, or shy about doing whatever you want, whenever you want, with a nice,safe guy that you want to have sexual fun or (non-sexual fun) with. DO NOT BE AN UPTIGHT, SELF-RIGHTOUS, PRUDE. DO NOT BE SHY. Let your hair down.
7. With this Hall pass you are to be sexy, immodest, uninhibited, unembarrassed, unashamed, daring, brazen, bold, unreserved, non-self-conscious, in-apprehensive, immoral, wild, comfortable and unrestrained doing whatever you want, whenever you want, with whomever you want and having sexual fun during this Hall pass time.
Be creative and do the things you’ve thought about, fantasized about, things you didn’t do when you were young or before you got married, etc.
8. You are miles from home and no one knows you. You will probably never see anyone there again, so having wild, daring, bold, sexual fun is authorized and mandatory under the terms of this Hall pass . You authorized to be an “unattached, temporarily single woman”, out for a daring, bold, unreserved, uninhibited, sexual fun time with men. Use it to your best advantage.
9. HAVE FUN!
A. You can have more fun with men with your clothes off.
B. Try new sexual activities.
C Try new sex positions
D. Have sex in new places,
E. Dress very sexy, bring your sexy red dress
F. Bringing bras or panties on the trip is discouraged.
G. Do anything you want to. Be uninhibited.
H. Have as much sexual fun as possible in the time available.
10. Remember the saying, “leave something to the imagination” was said by an uptight, self-righteous prude. Men do not have an imagination. Men like the seeing and playing with the real thing. Men do not like the saying or women who believe the saying , “leave something to the imagination”. Men believe “If you’ve got it flaunt it, use it and enjoy it! Why do you think men like Playboy or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or other men’s magazines or topless or naked women in movies or real life? Why are there thousands and thousands of topless, naked women on the Internet engaging in everything from posing to sex and most of it is done by amateurs and others? Think of the actresses, singers and models appear in movies topless and naked and having sex and at openings and events with see through tops bra-less or in magazines or on the Internet. Be slutty.
Understand that Men believe “If you’ve got it flaunt it, use it and enjoy it! Dorothy has it and she should flaunt it and use it.
11. The use of photography or taking videos by Dorothy and her partner of them having oral and regular sex is permitted and encouraged. Having others photograph her is authorized. The use of the pictures / videos by others should be discouraged. Texting Mike of potential Hall Pass candidates is encouraged. Dorothy is to show pictures and videos to Mike upon her return home. And in a timely manner share DETAILS of her sexual experiences with Mike.
THE FOLLOWING ARE THE ONLY LIMITATIONS TO THE HALL PASS:
1. Do NOT get arrested.
2. Keep your purse and ID with you at all times and do not let anyone see it.
3. Do NOT let anyone know exactly where you live.
4. Use protection during sex. Have condoms with you at all times.
5. Do NOT use hard drugs.
6. Do NOT let anyone see or use your credit cards.
7. By all means "you must be safe". So please choose a nice guy, someone you know you can trust.
8. Do NOT give out your real home phone number –you may give your e-mail address
9. Forward an address of where you will be to someone you trust.