My First And Last Date Ever!
Posted by mytruthonanysubject Sep 15th, 2010 at 4:10AM
My worst date ever, was with someone from work. We never met but, we spoke to each other almost everyday. We worked for the same company but, in different buildings. Finally, he asked me for a date. I figured after we shared a couple of details about ourselves. I though it was going to be alright. He described himself as handsome ( girls have told him that ), atheletic, and very intelligent. I told him I was average, thin, smart, and that I don't judge people by their looks, but what's inside. I also asked him that lying would get you nowhere. I should have known when he said he was working late and that he would meet me at the bar. The bar was very dark and very secluded. For safety reasons I always told my dates that my girlfriends were going to meet later at the same place. Anyway, I saw this two- hundred pound man, with sweat all over his armpits, face, and hair. I'm over here praying that this guy was not him. I saw him looking and looking all over the place. The guys and girls were watching and probably thinking who he was looking for. I was practically hiding under the table, which everyone else was noticing. But, to no avail he finanlly asked if I was his date. I answered him! Who are you looking for! Stunned and shocked at how big of a liar he was. (I'm Laughing so hard, my glasses are fogging). I get the same results from family and friends (laughter) when I tell the story. I finally said, Yes I'm her. He sat down and knew instantly that he failed his first date with me. He told me that this was the first time that someone actually told the truth to him. Which I know it's a lie. He tried to make me feel sorry for him and I said, sorry! But, your pity is not going to make any difference. I felt so embarrassed and angry with him I couldn't even look at him. He had the nerve to ask if we could start the date all over again. Man! everyone in the bar was cackling and laughing at us, I wanted to get under a rock. He complimented me on my looks and asked me if there was anything good about him. I told him he was a very good liar. The bar started laughing, you should have seen it was so quiet because they wanted to hear everything. When I told him that no! there was nothing else to say to him, he got up and told me. All you skinny girls thing you are all there! And left me paying his bill. The customers at the bar came over and left cash and told me. Thank you for the entertainment. The is a loser, and here are a couple of bucks. Then some of the guys said, that if I was that desperate to give them a call. These guys had already tried to pick me up before my date showed up. That was the first and last date I have ever had.
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