The Drinks Are On Me

Q: Why did God create alcohol?

A: To give ugly people like me a chance to have sex.
sciguy18 sciguy18
56-60, M
1 Response Jan 21, 2012

you did actually m ake me laugh out loud.

Glad I was able to make you laugh. Unfortunately, that's the only effect I seem to have on women...

aww... keep trying. we give points for effort.

You mean like extra credit? Even if a woman graded me on a curve, it wouldn't do any good since I'm ugly on a straight line...

LOL seriously... if they're hung up on looks, they're not for you. Frankly, I think that's one of the disadvantages the pretty people face.. it's like being rich. They won't know who likes them for themselves till they get disfigured. You just cut to the chase !

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