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The Drinks Are On Me

By: sciguy18
Written on January 21st, 2012
Q: Why did God create alcohol?

A: To give ugly people like me a chance to have sex.
By: sciguy18
Age: 51-55 , Male
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  • RascallyRabbit
    RascallyRabbit

    you did actually m ake me laugh out loud.

    Jan 21, 2012
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    • sciguy18
      sciguy18

      Glad I was able to make you laugh. Unfortunately, that's the only effect I seem to have on women...

      Jan 23, 2012
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    • RascallyRabbit
      RascallyRabbit

      aww... keep trying. we give points for effort.

      Jan 23, 2012
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    • sciguy18
      sciguy18

      You mean like extra credit? Even if a woman graded me on a curve, it wouldn't do any good since I'm ugly on a straight line...

      Jan 25, 2012
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    • RascallyRabbit
      RascallyRabbit

      LOL seriously... if they're hung up on looks, they're not for you. Frankly, I think that's one of the disadvantages the pretty people face.. it's like being rich. They won't know who likes them for themselves till they get disfigured. You just cut to the chase !

      Jan 25, 2012
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