Denis Thatcher

On the birth of his twin children, he exclaimed to his wife, Margaret, the future British PM

 'They look like rabbits! Put them back.'
 

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9 Responses Feb 28, 2009

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br />
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br />
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.<br />
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I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.<br />
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father, instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

I still don't know what you mean, but a bee stung my foot once when i was a kid and that sucked...

thats pretty funny lady!!

Tactful, ain't he?

And the Duke of Edinburgh said...?

Oh. My.<br />
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Aren't heads of state supposed to get briefing before potentially awkward situations? :-)

What do call a hundred bankers on a sinking ship .......<br />
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A Start :O)

haha whattt

I don't get it.