Prince Philip- Duke of Edinburgh

He has a minefield of them, as he never thinks before he puts his foot in his mouth, but this is the first time I came across this one -


If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.”

 Prince Phillip quote

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14 Responses Feb 28, 2009

Why lower the homan population levels?

At least that's better than being a loli.

I have a personal rule never to hit kids that can't walk yet. Once they're bipedal they're fair game...

It's not too late to turn a horrible piece of styrofoam into a fun afternoon. If you're babysitting you might feel less silly going to the park and floating it. But you shouldn't sit on babies, that's terribly un-PC.

The very same. I never tried making a styrofoam boat... damn it.<br />
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Childhood.... wasted.

The styrofoam coffin?<br />
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Personally I never liked styrofoam except to build boats out of. Those little boats floated so well!

Haha nice! I totally forgot to even look or remember that. Celery's going to be mad at me, I can feel it.<br />
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I should write her a nice poem about being all alone in the styrofoam once the wings and the sauces have gone.

Celery I know who the comedian is! I stumbled on it just now on Wikipedia.<br />
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"Women today are crazy! I mean, take my wife — please." — Henny Youngman<br />
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Yeah. Yeah?

Must've been lost in the great tearaway computer freeze of '09.<br />
It went something like:<br />
I know a set of German twins who closely resemble meercats. I shall have to tell them to watch out for dangerous Oscar Wilde quotes. Though they probably won't understand me, and it will require me admitting I think they look like meercats, which I don't know the German for... So maybe I'll keep my mouth shut and let them take their chances.

hey what happened to my comment?

Take my wife... please!<br><br />
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Some old Borscht Belt comedian<br />
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Unoriginal will know who!

"I declare here and now and henceforth that the wicked little meercat is the most vile beast of any territory! After my first savagely regrettable encounter I make it a point to crush them on sight!" - Oscar Wilde

Jeez Philip, way to win over the plebs.

Well, ... the man has a point! But we're not allowed to say those things. :-)