Death To Peewee Herman"No officer, I had no idea what he was doing in my garage. Just started up the Miata and was pulling out.
"Truthfully, I enjoyed Pee Wee's silly show and idiotic movies. I was only five years old or so. No grudge at all.
"I harbored no animosity when he was arrested and convicted for showing his weenie, or something like that, in a men's bathroom. Non-event. I probably was seven.
"No clue why he woke up and climbed down from the old doll box. Maybe couldn't sleep with Barbie and Ken fooling around. Yes sir, that was a joke."
" . . . and, Pee Wee, if you don't keep your fooken mouth shut and stuff that silly laugh, Imma gonna rip your tongue out."
"Um, no officer. Didn't say a word."