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A Notorious Carrot's Final Fate

By: Kathryn1985

Written on January 10th, 2013

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By: Kathryn1985

Age: 26-30 , Female

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mcdi

Ode to a carrot
I lay here naked and forlorn on this plate
Skinned and undressed i guess its too late
I imagined a life when I saw the gleam in your eyes
Alas too late I just realised it was my size
But still my mind of scenarios dreamed
My picture you took I lit up your life or so it seemed
Yet now on this plate I lay all forlorn
My dreams all shattered here i lay skinned my top shorn
How could you do this to me I gave you my all
From giddy heights how we all fall
At least my end will be kind sliced up so fast by you
Am I to be a casserole or a stew
No lingering end just laid on a skewer to roast for you
One last moment of pleasure for me to come
To pass those sensuous lips enter your mouth your tum
I hold no grudge wont rest on your hips or bum
I thought we would share so many intimate moments together
Even denied one last night of pleasure
To fill my life with dreams to keep forever to treasure
How in your life against everyone else will I measure
In all stories it seems the condemned man a last hearty meal was fed
But alas for me it seems instead
A hearty meal for you I am being fed
Enjoy smile

Feb 26
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RLB2

Lol! Great 2 see u in the new year and that quiet naughty streak is alive and well. And thanks for the picture of Tom, of course, my day is now complete!

Jan 15
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Charlie1960

What a way to go, :)

Jan 12
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Dilshans1982

What crime has the carrot committed to be eaten alive..Lmao

Jan 11
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awhitedot

Some farmer in California should be beaming about this.

Jan 11
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- RKHunter
  Throughout the Midwest as well.
  
  Jan 11
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LelainaTroy

Lol!

Jan 11
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moonshine101

A tragedy befalls EP, moment of silence please

Jan 10
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CFOM

But why is the carrot notorious?

Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Allegedly, so the hoax plays out, this carrot is related to the same carrot in the story written by HomeNudie.
  
  Jan 10
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- RKHunter
  They do look remarkably similar don't ya think?
  
  Jan 11
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CFOM

Nice series.

Jan 10
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sierra33

Perfect ending!! Yummmm..... :D

Jan 10
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womaninbliss

Ah delicious Kathryn ... it's all part of the afterglow isn't it? I'm always starving after I've ... erm ... yes, carrot is good ... wholesome and nutritious ...

Jan 10
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- DEGBEME
  Yes WIB? Please do continue......... ;-p
  
  Jan 10
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- womaninbliss
  **blush** I couldn't possibly ... :)
  
  Jan 10
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- DEGBEME
  ah crap. ;o/
  
  Jan 10
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DEGBEME

Katie are you after your tonsils with those chop sticks? ;-p

Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Taken aback by the paparazzi. Poor chop stick etiquette. . . daintily place each small bite.
  
  Jan 10
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- DEGBEME
  hehe *mwah*
  
  Jan 10
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soulrunher

It was such a good carrot in so many ways! LOL

Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Tasty too . . . marinated in a squirt of olive oil, salt, pepper dill, roasted at 400 degrees for 15 minutes than stir-fried with chicken thigh pieces.
  
  Jan 10
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- soulrunher
  Sounds delicious! Thanks for sharing the fate of your cozy carrot! :)
  
  Jan 10
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hlpflwthat

Woman with true talent woulda just swallowed it whole.

Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  While humming Dixie.
  "I wish i was in the land of Cotton . . . ".
  
  Jan 10
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- hlpflwthat
  and playin cymbals with her knock-knees
  
  Jan 10
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- CrazyWaterSpring
  Now about that gag reflex.
  
  Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Like learnin to play the clarinet in 4th grade: practice, practice, practice
  
  Jan 10
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- RKHunter
  makes perfect as they say.
  
  Jan 11
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- awhitedot
  She does end up swallowing. No quitter, no spitter!
  
  Jan 11
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- hlpflwthat
  'Sounds' good, but now put yourself in the carrot's position. Sometimes swallowing is not all it's cracked up to be. =)
  
  Jan 11
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- awhitedot
  She uses a lot of teeth too.....hmmmmm.
  
  Jan 11
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- hlpflwthat
  Yikes ... another good point, dot. Better than grating I spose.
  
  Jan 11
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goodlittlegirl

HAHAHAHAHA
take that penis carrot

Jan 10
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- goliathtree
  hey!
  
  Jan 11
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Experienced321

.And she can cook too...what a gal (quite commendable for a limousine liberal)

Jan 10
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- goliathtree
  At the very least a bailed out GM Caddy.
  
  Jan 10
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goliathtree

I didn't realize you were practicing to be a moil.

Jan 10
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CopperCoil

It happens to the best of us. This is a perfect analogy for how women first emasculate us then devour the best parts of us bite by bite for the rest of our lives, until finally they **** us out and render us unfit for anothers love.

Jan 10
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- goliathtree
  you wax philosophical, I just sort of tucked and winced.
  
  Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Indeed GT, gotta admit an electric thrill holding that sharp knife in my hand and the victim, er, carrot, in the other. Carefully sliced half-inch thick orange 'coins'.
  
  Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  @CC: Not only a familiar color for ya but a familiar experience. On the bright side, it doesn't happen twice.
  
  Jan 10
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- CopperCoil
  you make light katie, but out of the disgusting **** of what was left of who i used to be deposited in a anonymous hole, forgotten all about, coppercoil grew. he is growing stronger by the day, and soon he will have his revenge. the negligence and vitriol she used to break me down has become the poisoned fruit i know grow so readily. so inviting, they will come from around the world to me, take from my branches, and in the long dimming light of their life's twilight the women of the world will finally know the extents of my sorrow, though admittedly some much more than others.
  
  Jan 10
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- Kathryn1985
  Yoo hoo. Coppie! Nuttin a shoulder massage, a patient ear and cold grapes and sharp cheese wouldn't cure.
  
  Jan 10
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- goliathtree
  sharp cheese cures everything.
  
  Jan 11
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HStoner

I guess that there are worse things than being eaten?

Jan 10
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