I Want To Teach Ep Members Uk Slang
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Us Brits have Children(KIds) 9 or 10 going to school with Mobile phones(cellphones)
when they are studying Maths(math) we have 4 terms(somesters)
a year. yes i opened my cars bonnet(hood) and put my cases in the boot(trunk)
i have a seven year old Nephew and i will do anything for him not to pick up Stupid(crap)
American Slang.In the Autumn(Fall) we have Halloween we probably got all that trick or treat rubbish from them as well. Us Brits have Bums(*****) we have Houses and Flats(apartments) we have toilets(they have bathrooms) we have pubs they have bars.
we have a bill they have a check we have bins they have trash for God sake.
our cars(automobiles) have indicators Americans have blinkers???
insects(bugs) and why do Americans say suck??????????aaahhh stay 3000 miles from Britain we dont need you dont want you keep inventing more stupid reality TV rubbish.
the average American must have a low IQ(Dallas)goes to the chemist(drugstore)
Post(mail) their letters go to the shopping centre(mall)and then have sex(make out)
change their childs Nappies(diapers). drive your car on the motorway(freeway)
how can you call trousers(pants??) mind you dont trip off the pavement(sidewalk)
at school we have Lessons(periods) u get angry or mad(pissed?) we have Solicitors(lawyers) toilets have cubicles(stalls) going up in a building we have lifts(elevators)
when we go down we have (the underground) Americans have the subway.
its a sweet shop not a (candy) shop.. A Traffic jam (tailback). we have prostitutes(hookers) an Insect is a (tick?) and girls wear tights(pantyhose) when we have a powercut we use a Torch as apposed to a (flashlight) a block .
And we wear Trainers(sneakers) is stupid. we use a shopping trolley(cart) to get shopping.we have lorries(trucks) and a railway line is a (railroad)
so there we go Americans you have English word first than the American word.
Us Brits have Children(KIds) 9 or 10 going to school with Mobile phones(cellphones)
when they are studying Maths(math) we have 4 terms(somesters)
a year. yes i opened my cars bonnet(hood) and put my cases in the boot(trunk)
i have a seven year old Nephew and i will do anything for him not to pick up Stupid(crap)
American Slang.In the Autumn(Fall) we have Halloween we probably got all that trick or treat rubbish from them as well. Us Brits have Bums(*****) we have Houses and Flats(apartments) we have toilets(they have bathrooms) we have pubs they have bars.
we have a bill they have a check we have bins they have trash for God sake.
our cars(automobiles) have indicators Americans have bl
insects(bugs) and why do Americans say suck??????????aaahhh stay 3000 miles from Britain we dont need you dont want you keep inventing more stupid reality TV rubbish.
the average American must have a low IQ(Dallas)goes to the chemist(drugstore)
Post(mail) their letters go to the shopping centre(mall)and then have sex(make out)
change their childs Nappies(diapers). drive your car on the motorway(freeway)
how can you call trousers(pants??) mind you dont trip off the pavement(sidewalk)
at school we have Lessons(periods) u get angry or mad(pissed?) we have Solicitors(lawyers) toilets have cubicles(stalls) going up in a building we have lifts(elevators)
when we go down we have (the underground) Americans have the subway.
its a sweet shop not a (candy) shop.. A Traffic jam (tailback). we have prostitutes(hookers) an Insect is a (tick?) and girls wear tights(pantyhose) when we have a powercut we use a Torch as apposed to a (flashlight) a block .
And we wear Trainers(sneakers) is stupid. we use a shopping trolley(cart) to get shopping.we have lorries(trucks) and a railway line is a (railroad)
so there we go Americans you have English word first than the American word.
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defoekeane
Age:
36-40
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Male
