I Want To Teach You Country Slang
Phrase: “It’s colder than a well-digger’s ***.”
Translation: “It’s pretty damned cold.”
Phrase: “It’s hotter than a four-balled tomcat.”
Translation: “It’s pretty damned hot.”
Phrase: “I’m sweatin’ like a hooker in church on Easter Sunday.”
Translation: “It’s pretty damned hot… and humid.”
Phrase: “Good thing it don’t stay like this… the damned Yankees would never leave.”
Translation: “The temperature is juuuuuuust right.”
Phrase: “Yeah, we had a frog-strangler come through last night.”
Translation: “It rained pretty damned hard last night.”
Phrase: "What da hell is that?"
Translation: "Damn! Is that snow?"
Man this is fun. Ya’ll come back later, and I'll learn you some more.
Translation: “It’s pretty damned cold.”
Phrase: “It’s hotter than a four-balled tomcat.”
Translation: “It’s pretty damned hot.”
Phrase: “I’m sweatin’ like a hooker in church on Easter Sunday.”
Translation: “It’s pretty damned hot… and humid.”
Phrase: “Good thing it don’t stay like this… the damned Yankees would never leave.”
Translation: “The temperature is juuuuuuust right.”
Phrase: “Yeah, we had a frog-strangler come through last night.”
Translation: “It rained pretty damned hard last night.”
Phrase: "What da hell is that?"
Translation: "Damn! Is that snow?"
Man this is fun. Ya’ll come back later, and I'll learn you some more.
By:
SouthernThunder
Age:
41-45
,
Male
