My Silly Joke
A guy was at the doctors and the doctor told him he had a tape worm.
Then the doctor told him don’t eat breakfast tomorrow and come to my office at 8:00 am with 3 cheese sandwiches, 2 chocolate covered cherries and a hammer. The next day at 8:00 am the doctor told the guy to eat the first cheese sandwich and when he was done eat the first chocolate covered cherry. Then the doctor told the guy to sit there until noon. At noon time the doctor told him to eat the second cheese sandwich and when he was done eat the last chocolate covered cherry. Then the doctor told him to sit there until 5:00 pm. At 5:00 pm the doctor told the guy to eat the last cheese sandwich and wait a couple of minutes. After a couple of minutes the tape worm popped out of the guys mouth and said – hey where’s my desert and the doctor killed the tape worm with the hammer.