I Want to Tell You About My Neighbor
There is a gal who has been my neighbor for a very long time. Quirky is not even the right word. She is some mix of hippie new age..weird..odd..
She has one outfit for summer, which is a black cotton number. It is a black sleeveless pull over cotton top and matching shorts. ONE OUTFIT! You see her wear it everyday. She sits on the brick sidewalk everyday and picks the grass out between the bricks. EVERYDAY! While she does that, she smokes her hand rolled cigarettes. She has a ladder she keeps hoisted against the tree in her front yard. That enables her to get up closer in order to get her pet squirrel down. The squirrel rides on her shoulder and normally sleeps in the house with her. (maybe really with her..hmm).
She is harmless, friendly....but wow, quirkier then all hell.
She has one outfit for summer, which is a black cotton number. It is a black sleeveless pull over cotton top and matching shorts. ONE OUTFIT! You see her wear it everyday. She sits on the brick sidewalk everyday and picks the grass out between the bricks. EVERYDAY! While she does that, she smokes her hand rolled cigarettes. She has a ladder she keeps hoisted against the tree in her front yard. That enables her to get up closer in order to get her pet squirrel down. The squirrel rides on her shoulder and normally sleeps in the house with her. (maybe really with her..hmm).
She is harmless, friendly....but wow, quirkier then all hell.
By:
seastorm
Age:
51-55
,
Female
