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I Want to Tell You Random Things About Myself

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By: CaptainJackass
Written on November 14th, 2010
Age: 22-25 , Male
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  • thesecretoflife

    LOL!! That's funny, (the rooster bit) :P

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  • CaptainJackass

    oh this rooster hated my especially and the damn thing KNEW KUNG FU

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  • CaptainJackass

    oh haha .... just cover your young ears kid i don't want to get in trouble for telling you these things :P

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  • peanlo

    *bursts into laughter* shot in your *** x]x]x] and your conversations are just too funny, although it ends in cutting or sex xP

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  • CaptainJackass

    yaya i see i see i didn't get involved though i'm taken and i like it that way

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  • CaptainJackass

    wait you mean the yelling about the **** at my party.... that wasn't my fault they got into the booze ....... blame dipy and batzy they started it

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  • CaptainJackass

    its the only way to kill me.

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  • CaptainJackass

    that always happens too ...... is there something about me that says sex or cutting people

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  • CaptainJackass

    thats how they used to determine the sharpness of it. they would cut through dead bodies. now they use tatami mats to measure them.



    hwo does it every conversation i join ends up being about sex or stabbing people

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  • CaptainJackass

    hhmm well it all depends on the wounds really. most blade wont chop your body off.....what are you facing someone with a giant claymore or something haha

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  • CaptainJackass

    eehh depends on the wound. i've been both and used both and i will always prefer the honor of the blade over the distance of the bullet

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  • CaptainJackass

    damn thing left a blood blister on it for weeks. this is why i prefer swords

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  • CaptainJackass

    i also shot myself in the hand with a airsoft shotgun and in the head with a pistol when i scratched my head with it .. it was unpleasant

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  • CaptainJackass

    .... airsoft gun.... oh shut up it stung and the only reason they got me was cause i stopped waiting and lost patience

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