A Man's Guide To Getting Your Wife To Have Lesbian Sex!!!!!!! Must Read!!!!Ok guys - this is the complete man's guide to getting your woman/girlfriend/wife to have sex with another woman if she is a bit stiff about it. Its is just for a bit of fun cos I'm bored so don't take it too seriously.
You will need:
1 - Wife/girlfriend/partner
2 - Another chick (would help if she has lesbian tendencies)
3 - You (for your own personal enjoyment)
4 - A large quantity of alcohol (I don't profess other "substances" personally but thats your call)
5 - Rope, handcuffs or chains etc (what ever floats your boat) to tie her down
6 - Her credit card
7 - A pair of scissors
8 - Her backup credit card that she thinks you don't know her about
9 - Full access to her Facebook profile (with your mouse hovering over the delete/close profile option)
10 - Vibrators, *****'s, rabbits etc (obvious reasons)
11 - Massage oil (can try and blag booty lube??)
Step by step instruction:
1 - Dead simple - broach the subject of another woman with her gently and plant the seed in her mind - it can be by telling her you want a ********* or just to watch her have a fun time with another chick whilst you watch.
2 - Whilst you are planting this seed in her mind (by this I don't necessarily mean ***** but whatever) you need to begin to make contact and get another chick (in extreme circumstances you need an experienced lesbo/professional who knows what she is doing cos you will only get 1 chance at this and if it goes **** up you've blown it. Maximum pleasure for the missus.
3 - Once you have broached the subject begin talking to dirty to your whilst you are having rumpy pumpy - e.g. - when you are smashing her in doggy style "yeah babe I'd love to see you licking a ***** right now". Or when you are performing oral tease her with "Imagine how could it would be if you 2 mouths pleasuring your body" etc. You can also try to blag some lesbian orientated **** on the TV whilst you are engaging in intimate relations for a sexual nature.
4 - Choose a night in advance and have plans for the kids to be out for the night. Make sure you inform your other chick of the date/time or you may find you will have a significant flaw in your plan come D-Day.
5 - Continue all the seed planting in her mind (as above - not *****, I mean thoughts) until D-Day arrives. As you get closer to it, increase your workload in the house so that she appreciates you. Be subtle - don't make it too obvious you are doing this for long-term personal gain - us men never do things like that!!
6 - The night before - have a nice chilled out day planned. No kids, no household crap, bottle of wine (or 4) etc you get the idea.
7 - D-Day - what ever you do - DON'T BASH THE BISHOP (have a ****) during the day because you are can't contain your excitement of the evenings events. You need to have a fully loaded bad boy ready to serve the ladies when it gets to Zero hour.
8 - Make a nice romantic meal complete with a bottle of wine. Aphrodisiac related food helps - fish meal, chocolate for dessert etc. The dining room and lounge/sitting room will need to be low light with candles, fire etc to help "set the mood".
9 - Make sure she is disproportionately drinking most of the bottle of wine. When this has been finished............get another and pour away.
10 - When you have finished the meal proceed to the living room where you will begin to seduce her (yes a man seducing a chick). Maybe seduce isn't the right work thinking about so lets go simple - "Whip your **** out and say "suck on this *****". ONLY JOKING - begin kissing her on the neck etc and work your way down beginning to ***** her off as you work your way down her body. ***** off yourself at some point.
11 - Begin to perform oral on her but don't let her ***. You can repeat this keeping on the tip of ****** but be a man and don't cave in. Have her lie down in front of the fire (or whatever) and begin to give her a full body massage. Make sure you give loads of attention to her sensitive parts. Feel free to keep bringing her to the brink of ****** but don't let her go.
12 - Hopefully by now you will have a chick deep in heat. You will then need to tell her that you have a surprise for her. Get out your ropes, handcuffs etc and tie her arms and legs down so that she cannot move. Ideally she needs to have legs tied wide open to avoid any problems in the near future.
13 - Go to the front door and if your have your timings right you can let your 2nd lady friend in. As this your wife will begin to panic and feel embarassed at having another woman see her with her legs spread and as a wet as the English Channel. Lady 2 will need to be pro enough to immediately remove her coat exposing her own nudity or sexy lingerie (nude preferred). Your wife will be confused. You will then need to say "This is your surprise". Your wife will either not say anything or she will begin to throw a torrent of verbal abuse in your direction which may include horrible references towards your mother or how she ******* your best mate one night - don't rise to the bait, you can always give her a slap later. Lady 2 may get some stick also - like I said she needs to be a pro.
14 - Should thinks not be looking good you will need to resort to Plan B which includes getting out the credit cards etc. Make sure she see's you get everything out and make sure you get the scissors out last. As you pick them up look at her with them and snap them closed once or twice so she fully understands the consequences of non compliance.
15 - Regardless of whether the Mrs acknowledges the inevitable at this point or not, Lady 2 needs to get stuck in the wife's *****. Now I'm talking serious work here guys. The last couple of points will hopefully have happened in a very short space of time and wife, whilst being confused etc will still be in heat. Your previous excursions in denying her ****** will pay off her. Lets face it - if we were tied down getting sucked off there would be virtually no chance of not getting hard, particular if the performer is a pro/experienced such as Lady 2. Lady 2 will finish where you left off. The wife, whilst being angry, confused, semi-pissed, whatever will begin to enjoy some one noshing her off regardless of who it is. Lady 2 needs to perform awesome oral on a Himalayan scale.
16 - You need to have your brain switched on here because timing is crucial. You need to judge exactly when the Mrs begins to show any hint of enjoyment, be it a deep breath, a moan of pleasure, a muscle twitch, whatever. As soon as this occurs you need to join her...by this I don;t mean ram your down the wife's mouth or in Lady 2's punani - I mean begin teasing the wife with your tongue, playing with her nips, kissing her neck etc. SHE WILL ENJOY IT!!!!!
17 - Now you have a decision to make. The wife will ****** at some point, you need to decide how best to proceed. Lady 2 will continue to work away regardless but you need to decide whether the atmosphere is right with your Mrs to either:
a) join in
b) leave them to it.
Be strong and make the right decision, don't just follow your ***** magnetic attraction to the lesbian action. If you feel it is right you can begin teasing your Mrs' mouth with your ****. She will then hopefully begin sucking you off. At some point Lady 2 needs to begin working her way up your wifes body using her tongue and mouth. lady 2 will kiss wife on the lips before dangling her **** in your wife's face. Hopefully your wife will lick them etc. At this point you need to take over from orally pleasing, using toys etc.
18 - Go with the flow - you and Lady 2 need to concentrate your efforts on the wife/partner/girlfriend etc. Not on yourselves -
IMPORTANT NOTE - WIFE'S PLEASURE MUST NOT STOP - CRUCIAL TO SUCCESSFUL OUTCOME.
IMPORTANT NOTE - DON'T **** LADY 2 UNLESS YOU ARE ASKED TO BY THE MISSUS - THIS WILL GO DOWN VERY BADLY IF YOU DO WITHOUT HER CONSENT.
19 - I am so convinced by this guide I am going to try it myself.
Hope you enjoyed readings. Comments would be nice - afterall - it was just a bit of fun.