Homenudie's Special Day
I heard it was Homenudie's day.....and if I'm right....it's the BIG 50!!! So this can't be just any ol' birthday. We have to go BIG!
From what I have read, he's an early riser so he has no problems getting up in the morning.
I'm sending a friend to help him start his day. I'm sure seeing her will make him even more eager to open his eyes and jump out of bed.
She's delivering a special package for me. TO commemorate this day, a special box of Wheaties will feature his shirtless picture on it. At age 50 or any age, you can look as good as this if you continue to stay physically active.
After you have enjoyed a breakfast for champions.....you're going to get to meet a champion.
Yes, it's your birthday but you still must hit the gym. Now that you're 50, you get to hang out with a "Big Dawg".
"Mr. Pecs" who better to send you to the gym with but none other than Mr. Olympia himself.....Phil Heath!!!!
After a couple of "hanging and banging" sessions with him...you too can have pecs as big as his. hee hee hee!
I'm sure after Phil, you're going to be in desperate need of pampering and grooming so we can have you looking even more handsome.
Now that you're relaxed and looking spiffy....this is the part where I present a birthday cake and have someone sing "Happy Birthday" to you.
Well the singing part is kinda played out. You've had 49-years of it already.
I want you to have something different.....alluring, sexy and more entertaining.
No one does it better than Dita!
Instead of a big crowd....I thought maybe you would enjoy bigger and better scenery to share with your special lady for your birthday celebration.
This was by far the most fitting birthday cake for you.
Happy Birthday Homenudie!!! I hope you have the most amazing day!