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The Book Of Stupid 6th Story Page 8

While Mr.Awesome and Satan agreed to dull each-other on a Rando Match, whoever is the most randomness "wins!" will Mr.Awesome and his friends will cross the mission bridge with a Victory or fall into hell forever?

Satan rose the ground into a mountain, which Mr.Awesome and Satan is standing on and Satan created a boxing ring, without boxing gloves or fighting. Satan is pumping his ego and ready while Mr.Awesome looks bored and his reaction seems easy to win without wearing a scaredy pants. Maybe Satan doesn't realize who hes going against someone who haves a special gift from God.

Satan Starts first, went up tours Mr.Awesome and saying to his face "I am the red pepper that spanked out of your momma saggy cookie and I spanked the left cheek to spit you out of her nose and landed on willy ******'s Rock Lobster! and I ate your sandwich while my shadow piggy torching you with milk spray! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"

After Satan was done, Mr.Awesome replied "yawn........." your fairy loopy put up a fight! now its my turd!" Mr.Awesome cracked his own chaw as he walk tours Satan and blur out " YOUR MOMMA'S MILKSHAKE SHAKES YOU LIKE A LITTLE PIGGY SCREAMING FOR LUNCH MONEY YOU ONE WORLD ONE MEAT BALL AND ONE DOLLAR WILL MAKE A FAT LADY SINGS WITH HER CHIPSTICK YOU NO GOODY GOOD TWO HEADED POKERFACE HUNCH BACK!!! I MAKE MY GUMMY CLOUDS DIPPING ON YOUR TWIGGY BRAINOS WITH MOUTH WATERING SANTA'S LEMONADE POURING ON YOUR KNEES WHILE I EAT A SANDWICH...AT NIGHT! AND THERE WAS TWO HEADED FLUFFY TWITTER BEARS RUBBING THEIR CHEERIOS AND CRUNCHING YOUR TWO SPARKLY CHEEKS AS I EAT A SANDWICH....AT NIGHT!......"

and it goes on and on and on while Satan fell down his own knees crying his eyes out to make it stop, his eyes starting to spin and he begins to mumble while stars flowing around his head, and then he fell on Mr.Awesome feet with a KO and then Mr.Awesome stopped, looks down  and said " I'M A REAL BOY!!!!" Mr.Awesome ended the match completely and slid down the hill to meet his friends and brought the good news and said to them "I LOST!" and they happily cheered and the Angels came down from God and bless them.

Mr.Awesome and the gang crosses the mission bridge to become "Physical and Earthly Being" while Satan laying on top of the mountain dizzy.
NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 18, 2011

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its on this group, can't miss it :)

I think I missed some of the story, last I remember they were trapped in kitty litters. =]