Sir Aperitif,It has come to my attention that you have been fulfilling the desires of my guests. The contract states you are only ever to whet appetites, not sate them. How hard is that for you to comprehend? As one lady put it, “I held the glass in my hands, when I first beheld his heady aroma. That first taste, so heavenly, caressing my tongue in his warm, satiny embrace... And, I knew I must have him again, and so I asked for another...” You should know, we found her naked, passed out in the kiddie pool. The only saving grace was also your other disgrace – that there was no chance of her drowning as she was packed in quite well, with no less that 8 others, all in similar conditions. I witnessed things that early morning that I shall never be able to discuss, and I fear I will never see my wife the same again. Yes! She was among them! And, how do you think that makes me feel? Oh, I can just imagine you sitting on the shelf, so smug and sure. You just wait. One of these days... I will find a way to exact my revenge.
deleted 26-30 2 Responses 4 May 25, 2012