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OK, this was a silly game I played in grade school and at camp, so I thought it might be fun to try it here, if anyone sees this. SO, if you have never played this game, here is how you do it.

I start off a silly story and with YOUR comment you add to it. You can write anything, but try to keep some continuityso this OBNOXIOUS story can make some sense. I'll start with a comment, which will start the story, than just add on and let's see how silly this can get .....

AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers
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66 Responses May 21, 2007

And with the Gloden Vibrator held to the sky the Mob member screams.. " By the Power of Grey Skull I HAVE THE POWER !!! " and points the now pulsing Glowing Vibrator at Paris and she transforms into a ......

WTF? MAN THIS IS FUNNY !!!

Where is CSI when you need them

Arch your back merideth and get that mans testicles off the cold floor. Dr. House having almost completed his examination , was dumbfounded when nurse crothett simply reaches over and removes the thorn from pebbles paw, Fred whispered thank you never missing a beat, Meridith scream out "My butt is cold. Pebbles begins to.. . . . .

Snack pack, Spork and a golden Vibrator. Not understanding a mob of angry gucci toting women started to form. One of the leaders of the mob wipped out her golden Vibrator and held it to the neck of paris and said......

leap of faith and actually start DOING something with her life, Paris with her new found spirituality bought thousands of gucci purses and stood on the corner passing them out to the souless pagans, BUT what they didn't know was that in each bag was a .....

Sausage worshiping, A little known religion from the east started by a once famous taco stand owner. He started a cult that became famous in the 60's than died down. It seems Paris is going to use her fame to bring this little know religion into the spot light.

meat thermometer (sp? it's late) snuck it to Paris and Paris pledged that she would keep the themometer as a reminder of her promise to stop being the airheaded heiress and use her *fame* for the powers of good. Well with that promise held close to her heart, she finally left prison and decided to fulfill her new found religion of ....

Change your Pamper, and get back with us Jamco! We MUST hear what happens to Paris and Ms. Martha!!

I was going to say something But i was so confused by the last statement I became flustered and peed myself.

wot we r all sayn is part of her story.ha

but sadly Paris could not Take Her, as she was still finding God behind the bars of the jail, BUT Mrs. Hilton was more than happy to help Martha out. Martha and Mama Hilton put their talents together realizing that they needed an exit strategie so....

Take me Paris...

Martha, Feeling Paris is recieving to much attention decides she needs to take her story to the people. Without much regards to those around her she decides to enter the 2008 presidential election under the convicted felon amendment. She was surprised to find that every presidential candidate in the 2008 race had also put their name on the convicted felon amendment card. Overcome with joy Martha leaped into the air screaming......

All because the prisons have already cancelled the Sunday Premier of How To Make An Ellegant Cell-- hosted by Martha Stewart!

The electric chair! The damn thing malfunctioned now we are stuck with new promotions of paris hilton's Christmas albulm and a possible remake of Elvis's presley's "Jail House Rock"

But the energizer bunny was NOT alone, thhe Bunny had brought with him, many, many, mnay friends, INCLUDING Paris Hilton, who sadly had just been sent to....

and the furry pink energizer bunny stopped going and going.

Noticing the familure sound and cursing the blasted energizer bunny for leaving us on a spaceship. I pull my holstered pleasure 2000

...magic bullet running low on batteries.

Seeing all this I stood up. At first I was amused. The twitching girl, the tally whackers, doctors who sent more referrals than the Avon lady. I can take allot normally. But I was astounded by the way the yellow headed one legged chicken was treated by the cast member two rows over from me. I pulled out my newly purchased, nickel plated, 16 gauge hair trigger, Fingernail clippers. This day I intended to use them as I move forward a heard a distinct sound coming form the rear of the studio it sounded like a......

dr phil....

Needless to say the next Dr. Phil show was cancelled when Rosie realized that she too was a cousin of ....

mmmmmmphmmm... mmmm mmmmphmmmphmm

Dr. Phil being totally frustrated wih the entire show, ended the program with one last statement .... * IF anyone agress with this nonsense than some where a village is missing their idiot!! * Cuming up next was Rosie O'Donnel and her view on Elizabeth Hasellback and the was in Iraq .... stay tuned, thanl Cousin Cunning Linguist replied ....

Named Cunning Linguist who took over the whole show talking and talking. Poor Dr. Phil couldn't get a word in edgewise or even straight up! The show went over the time limit and the commercials were delayed by at least 20 minutes.

Now ******** Alger had a HARD, HARD, life!! One day he appeared on the Dr. Phil show with his close, close cousin.....

healing taught by Fellaltio Alger

The puppetmaster said, tis not my style , but I'm not averse <br />
ta the nurse , Mz Hotlips performing the procedure. As she is quite skilled in the fine but obscure art of ......

called Doc Williedoer and said he broke his tallywacker in the fall...it needs a kiss to heal it...

And the Puppet Master Sid did this...

But than poor pathetic Barney realized he was *skipping* late to a live show. Barney despised these shows and having to skip, jump, hug and sing the OBNOXIOUS songs that made kids shreak with happiness while thrie parents pretended to enjoy the program all along smiling at their children through gritted teeth. In order to survive this horrid expierence Barney took a hit of acid, and felt the need to offer it as a *loot bag* to each parent who quietly sat their in boredom, while smiling at their kids through gritted teeth. Well with ALL the stupid live performances it was only time for the sad, sad Barney to make a mistake. (now the next part is true and can be seen on youtube) Poor, poor Barney, in his HUGE purple costume fell down a flight of stairs, and REALLY hurt himself. Well like many adults, due to the pain he forgot momentarily about his live performance and said * ******* !!* so loud that even the deaf children got it. So Barney (in reality) was banned for 6 months from doing live performances, what the producer's didn't know, was that 6 month break gave him back his sanity, and while sane and not wearing the dumb purple costume, skipping, smiling, hugging the youngsters he ecided to fulfill ONE of his MANY fantasies. So ....

Poor Pebbles' screams were left to deft ears. For Bam Bam was at another Barney's cave in a group meeting for sexually deprived parents. <br />
" O-O-K! Guys and Gals, it's time to learn about fantasy and role play!" The big purple Barney chimed. "And sharing?" pinnochio winked at Andy while rubbing Annie's thigh. Annie responds by knocking Pin over in a rush, and sits on his face. " LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!" she begs.<br />
"Show us your lizzard", saber-tooth Cat Woman purrs to Barney. " Dinosaurs don't have lizzards," Barney answers patiently. "But we do have Brontosaurus Balls," he adds with a wink.<br />
" O-OK, Gang! It's time to end this session. Group song! I'll Start us out" *hums* Then.. I Love You. You Love Me...<br />
Bam Bam interjects in harmony:<br />
Let's Hang Barney From A Tree.<br />
With A Great Big Rope And A Can Of Gasoline.<br />
Light A Match And Watch Him Scream!

she was left screaming bam-bam all the way home

NOW this was a twist no one was expecting, a ********* with two people, how bloody disappointing!! BUT WAIT, in walked the sad, sad man/wamns twin, the ********* became a fivesome, YET Pebbls o r g a s ms still had not yet stopped so....

He saw that he/she truly was a he/she and that even though he/she was a virgin they would be having a three some, all of them together: doctor willie doher and He/she....this was clearly possible since he/she had the ability to have heterosexual intercourse with his/herself

Reluctantly, he/she decided despite his/her strong religioud believes that sine he/she was now 47 it was due time to see what intercorse was all abot. SO She/He throgh out his/her strongreligious beliefs and agreed to sin, ultimately know that he/she would burn in hell for eternity. With complete embarassment she/he started to undress, Dr. Willie Doher became shocked at what he saw, he saw .....

Dr. Williedoer replied "I've heard that one before, Howd you think I got my name. Let me "Lay Hands on you my born again friend and see if we can *** to a conclusion to your problem of Nievity"

I'm a Born Again Christian, we would have to Marry before we could do that.

He was not a sad, sad man. He was a woman! He was a she, a very naive woman...who had a very deep voice and facial hair. She offered to give Drs. John Thomas and Tally Whacker free admission to the circus. To which they responded....

The sad, sad man, who did not get it, YELLED, * what the H E L L is that and WHY oh WHY don't i have one?

John Thomas Being a mans man decided the only way this riddle was going to be solved was pulling out his own Tally Whacker.

After Dr. Willie DoHEr performed a full physical, it was obvious why the sad, sad man TRULY did not GET IT. He had never seen a TALLY WHACKER before! Dr. Willie DoHEr called Dr. John Thomas for a second opinion on this puzzling case.

The sad, sad, man that did not get it, TRULY did not GET IT. What on earth was a TALLY WHACKER? Well Dr, Willie DoHEr examined the man that didn't get *IT* and discovered tha REAL reason he didn't nor ever would GET IT .....

While watching the nurse licking the Tally whacker, This very tan very round being came into the room and said "I don't get it" I looked at this person and said "UHMM I'M NOT A DOCTOR OR ANYTHING BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A TALLY WHACKER".

While watching the nurse licking the Tally whacker, This very tan very round being came into the room and said "I don't get it" I looked at this person and said "UHMM I'M NOT A DOCTOR OR ANYTHING BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A TALLY WHACKER".

tallywhacker and the nurse came in, screamed - "THAT'S GROSS! Here let me lick that off for you.."

Dr> Willie DoHer attended to the puss that was dripping from his....

Pulled out his Massive Member and took poor pebbles Way past her Seizures and on to *******, where she now resides happily ever after. Meanwhile, back at the hospital ...

Inside the house while Pebbles was mid seizure, There was a rumble a roar, the a loud crash. The koolaide man busted through the living room wall.

So poor Wilma was vibrating and Barney was HARD and Pebbles had a 13 year old seizure. Dr. House had passed away and Dr. CONDOminium had taken his HOLY rightful place. YET something was seemed wrong....

Well, he figured since he was a guy nobody would notice that he had forgotten the frabric softner, I mean he was a guy and guys are SUPPOSED to be hard anyway...right?

AND he forgot the fabric softner, now what the h e l l are they going to do?

Janice sneaked into barneys house to fetch a pail of water. But she heard a noise coming from the laundry room. she peaked in the crack of the door and couldn't believe her eyes. Barney had Wilma on spin cycle.

Sadly Dr. Hanz Wackenoff was wrong with his diagnosis. Weeks, months, years went on and poor Pebbles was still having that seizure 13 years later. Dr. Wackenoff brought in Dr. Willie DoHer to see if he could adress the situation, BUT meanwhile back on Mysteria Lane .....

Scapel? Doctor? vat is da scapel? Dis is my first season (ooops year) in dis hospital. Here you go, a fork!!

Then came in Hanz wackenhoff a specialty doctor from sweeden. He knew instantly what was wrong with pebbles. He took a long draw off of corn-cob pipe and took a bite of his sweetish meatball sub and asked the nure for a scalpel

"Hey - can I help you!" Fred and Meredith thought he meant them, Wilma and Dr House thought he meant them, but poor Pebbles just needed help.

In walks Dr. Scream, who takes one look at the situation and says "

In their vicodin stuper they passionately made love, BUT FRED knew this, so in his quest for justice, while pebbles was being attended too, Fred TOOK Meredith, right there and than, meanwhile Peebles continues to scream in agony.

She knew he was the best as she had had him only just yesterday...

LOL, now the rest of you delete your comments and add to the story :P

One day a couple and their child moved onto a street called MYSTERIA LANE. It was a beautiful suburb, but not one that they quite fit into. Fred worked at the quarry and Wilma took care of her daughter and her home. Yes, she too, was a desperate Housewife. Sadly, one day, Pebbles started to have a seizure, so they ran her to the nearest hospital. Once their thay met a most UNagreeable, arrogant doctor, Dr. House. Quite frankly Fred could not stand him, but Wilma decided that Dr. House MUST be the one to deal with Pebbles, as she had heard that he was the BEST.

GEEPERS PEOPLE life got in the way, lol. NOW i will start.

Labyrinth had posted a very good question that i have been pondering over for sometime now. I knew this question couldn't be answered by normal means. So I turned to the great book of Bartleby. After much investigation I have come to the conclusion. This is the result "So where's the comment"?

So where's the comment?