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It is quite bite-worthy

His wit and personality. But mostly that sweet ***.

What's the attraction to NPH?

*gasp*

He is one spicy meatball

hahaha. He's a dreamboat of sorts.

One day he will be there....one day...............<br />
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LOL

Haha. If the lights are low enough I'm sure things will go just fine. Oh, NPH...

'Atta boy, lol

Well... my biology would tell me no. But the whiskey and darkness would tell me YES.

If you walked into your bedroom and Neil Patrick Harris was presenting his naked body to you as a gesture of sexual possibility...would you accept?

Canned Heat...good answer.<br />
I'd want to go where the water tastes like wine too.

Canned Corn. Or Canned Heat.

I wtk what canned good you would be if you be any canned good in the store?

I confuse them with sardines. Whichever micro-fish I had... I wasn't fond of. Too much eyeball, not enough substance.

Anchovies. What's your position?

1. ... that dream.... is .....so.. D:<br />
lovely retelling.<br />
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2. i want a bus too. i rode in one when i was in mexico (my friend's mom drove us around in it) but i think hers was yellow like the one in little miss sunshine<br />
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3. for about a year my ride to work actually came complete with a senior citizen telling me stories. his name was janitor jay. actually i doubt that was his birth name. he told me stories of his life-long lover and how they would play the trumpet together and how he wanted to take me and the dude who worked at Alltell to the Smokey Mountains some day. i miss him. <br />
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er and i guess i should offer up a question. like a bridge toll?<br />
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what did you do on your last birthday?<br />
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that question was way too hard to produce. i hope you're happy

I'll give you several- <br />
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Ginger or Mary Ann? (Pick one to have sex with and say why, back when they were hot, of course)<br />
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Betty or Veronica? (Pick one to have cartoon sex with) <br />
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What's your favoritest movie of all time? Or top few if you can't decide. <br />
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What movie did everyone love but you couldn't stand?

I'm angry that there's never a goldenrod wire.

What are you pondering in your avatar? I'm gonna guess you're defusing a bomb and you're trying to decide between red or blue.

****, my mom's from there! lol not really though. I doubt I care at this point though.

Do you have any relatives in Edmonton?

Sleep sounds nice but i'm off for a few days so i can get away with being a nocturnal freak for now. Have a good night. Or day. Whatever it mostly-is.

my roommate is looking at me like im insane cause I keep laughing at the things you say. Not at the car but the senior citizen comment. <br />
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well i dont want to leave you hanging so i will say goodnight instead and perhaps a curious question of if I could talk to you outside of ep. if you have aim u can get me on IWBTDA if not its OK, and ill understand.<br />
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hope that you can sleep sometime, if you have the time. Goodnight.

everlong is a good one. hmmm.... i wish I could say it was MY car but not so much. my car is a nice grocery-getter and if i had money for groceries AND the car then i'd probably use it for that.<br />
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I'd say a 1966 Volkswagen Bus... Probably the two tone red/white. Or preferably goldenrod / white. That's how I roll. I want to get one someday. I also want it to come with its own senior citizen to tell me stories while I drive it slowly to work.

i like to pass out to everlong lol that was the first thing to came to mind when reading this one lol its a freakin awesome song =]<br />
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whats your favorite kind of car? make model color

ha, i've been popping through all sorts of random crap on my Itunes. I'll Catch You by the Get Up Kids, Terrapin by Syd Barrett, Trippin' on a hole in a paper heart by stone temple pilots, America / The Boxer / The Only Living Boy In New York by simon and garfunkel, whiskey in the jar by thin lizzy, Everlong by the Foo Fighters, some of Hendrix's set at woodstock, Friends of Mine by The guess Who (a freaking weird, awesome one haha... well, if you're not a christian anyway... otherwise it may be slightly offensive) and probably like ten or twelve i forgot about already. I just go kind of randomly through the artist folders and cherrypick what i'm feeling like hearing

Sir is what I shall still call you because thats just me so deal! hah! <br />
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You are an interesting character, i really enjoy the randomness of your comments, it makes me smile. My life is similar but when I am sitting its either on here or xbox cause im a loser like that haha. oh and then there is the gym but whatever. <br />
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MOVING ON... what are you listening to?

Sir is what I shall still call you because thats just me so deal! hah! <br />
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You are an interesting character, i really enjoy the randomness of your comments, it makes me smile. My life is similar but when I am sitting its either on here or xbox cause im a loser like that haha. oh and then there is the gym but whatever. <br />
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MOVING ON... what are you listening to?

Sir is what I shall still call you because thats just me so deal! hah! <br />
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You are an interesting character, i really enjoy the randomness of your comments, it makes me smile. My life is similar but when I am sitting its either on here or xbox cause im a loser like that haha. oh and then there is the gym but whatever. <br />
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MOVING ON... what are you listening to?

haha I doubt i'm worthy of being called sir. It's gender appropriate but i lack sir-like-qualities. Plus the queen hates me.<br />
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well, minus the god part. ****, bananas are fruits but the plants they grow on are herbs! i have headphones on listening to music but have it on the muted Food channel for no apparent reason. That was an interesting factoid. anyway, I enjoy talking to some people. besides that my days are all basically the same. work and sleep. or sleep and sit. or sit and sleep. or any combination of those things.

Tell me sir is there anything that you look forward to? You wake up in the morning and youre just like "god I can't wait to do this or see this."

I suppose I'd go as far as it takes. Being happy is my overall number one goal. I've never been able to pull it off in anything but spurts here and there. If there was a chance at it somewhere or anywhere I'd ... go there and do that. Or at least give it a fair try. I almost said "give it the ol' college try" but I didn't last long in college so thats kind of a grim metaphor.

Holy hell.... lol reading the old man dream just creeped the **** out of me... thats weird. x_X I dont blame you for freaking out about that one. I just hope I don't take on your dream tonight.... ill have to let you know. haha god that would suck. (my dreams tend to imitate others when I talk about them eep.)<br />
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How far would you go to find love? would you go to another place far away from where you lived to meet someone if you thought they might be the one for you?

I don't remember most of my dreams. The ones I do are usually terrifying. I have the teeth-falling-out dreams a lot. There's color but it would be nicer without.<br><br />
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The last one I had was especially scary. I hadn't slept but maybe two hours in the nighttime and had to work 8 or 9 hours and fell asleep on the loveseat. So I had the normal "go to the mirror, teeth falling out" bit. I'm used to it, not that its any less scary. This one though my entire face started coming apart. My jaw started ripping off and fell off entirely. I knew I was dreaming by this point and before the bottom part was gone entirely I was screaming "I want to wake up! I want to wake up! I want to wake up!" but it just wasn't happening. A bill collector call on my phone next to my head woke my body up. Never so glad to get called by some assclown trying to yell at me about payments.<br><br />
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Another recurring nightmare I had for a while is this old man. I dont analyze my dreams much because i'm kind of hazy on my stance on dream interpretation. Even if they do mean something then interpretting them is a pseudo-science at best. This one I'm pretty sure is just a fear of old age. Anyway<br><br />
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I've had it four or five times over the course of years. It's always basically the same but in different settings. The last time I had it was in a department store. Everything feels cold and sterile. There are glass counters around like i'm near jewelry or cosmetics. I'm just standing there when I (just got goosebumps thinking of how to describe this) see this old, old man in a weathered brown suit standing 20 or 30 feet away looking right at me. He doesn't even look alive. He's got a person with him assisting him, almost like a nurse. I dont recall if she's dressed any particular way. Anyway, as soon as I see this deathly looking man i'm paralyzed. I fall face first onto the floor and so does the old man across the room. Simultaneously. I can't move but i always fall to where i'm looking towards the man and I can see him laying exactly like me... dead ex<x>pression on his face but black eyes. Staring at me. I can't move, I can't breathe, I can't scream, all I can do is SEE this. Then the man SLIDES across the floor without any effort... no moving of his arms or legs, he just MOVES across the floor very rapidly and grabs onto me with his eyes right in mine... not two inches away with his mouth hanging wide open and I always hear someone screaming in the background "It's inside you!" So it always makes me think of some curse or some illness or ... something. I never stay asleep more than what feels like a few seconds after he latches onto me because I'm so terrified that I wake up screaming or gasping for air. This is the only dream i've ever had that leaves me scared for quite a while after I wake up.<br><br />
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I need a pretzel or something. Scary.

aww thats sad to hear. I have those nights, few more than more but thats OK I like to stay up when there is an interesting brain to speak with haha.<br />
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so then sir, tell me do you dream? more so do you remember them when you do get sleep that is aaaaand are they in color?

aww thats sad to hear. I have those nights, few more than more but thats OK I like to stay up when there is an interesting brain to speak with haha.<br />
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so then sir, tell me do you dream? more so do you remember them when you do get sleep that is aaaaand are they in color?

Nooo. I can't sleep most of the time. I'm up now haha. I see more 6 AMs due to not-sleeping than from alarm clocks.

You and your little blue men I swear lol it seems as if the thought of them make you happy lol. <br />
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Alright then, heres a simple one are you a morning person?

Kill a Smurf. <br />
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Go to Europe. Or the Pacific Islands.<br />
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I want to be happy before I die.

im told that 99% of jokes like that can be considered truth sir. lol. but thats fine as well... ill take it. haha<br />
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whats one thing that you want to do before you die.

Actually i'm not a happy person by default. I'm kind of moody and melodramatic, I just usually think about it and not talk about it.<br />
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Not much does make me happy and when something does I either steal it or stalk it.<br />
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Thats sort of a joke.

alright, so your just all around a happy guy nothing wrong with that heh.<br />
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Ok, so then tell me, if that happiness ever fades, whats the one thing, no matter what, that can make you happy?

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.<br />
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But actually I'm not sure.<br />
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I don't get angry very often... and usually not at one particular person for one particular reason. I'm usually angry at circumstances or situations and there's really no one to take the heat for those.<br />
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I told someone to go play a nice invigorating game of hide-and-go-****-yourself once. But I wasn't even angry at the time.<br />
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I'll have to think about it. I'm not sure i've ever really retaliated...

what is the worst thing you've ever done to another person out of anger?

Haha, love it.

I think it would be funny to be slayed by Smurfs. Since they're so cute and cuddly. I think it would be a funny way to go out.<br />
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"There's that piece of smurf! Smurf him!"

If you could decide how you wanted to die, how would you do it? Details please. lol

Celery should always be stored in the humidified bin of your refidgerator. Therefore, misty celery is perfectly healthy.

Which one made you tear up?<br />
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Never mind.<br />
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I know.<br />
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The same one that made me kinda misty...

Fret not, love. I've got a large padded stick of some sort.

Doc, youre gonna have to go back in time to get rid of those deep wrinkles. We call those the qX7 wrinkles. Little q, big X, average sized 7.<br />
Andie can help you there. She ****** for L!Oreal though, rather than Revlon. Revlon will help with the scratch marks. Sorry, Im thinking of Savlon.. The antiseptic cream. <br />
Vicious, vicious Andie Macdowell. Keep her off the sofa please, she scratches up the upholstery.

The shade is called Cherries in The Snow. I'm normally a Maybelline Man... not a Revlon Man.<br />
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Maybe i'm born with it?<br />
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Or maybe Andie MacDowell attacked my face.<br />
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Sincerely<br />
Doc Brown

I mean then I had to ask it. You had to answer it. My keyboard hates me.

I know, but it popped into my head and then I had to answer it. <br />
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Your eyeliner looks nice by the way. What shade is that?

haha tearaway I already answered that question as best I could in the question thingy. I'm amazed how many people just want you to be warm and cozy. They too care about you. I feel I've almost been too honest answering on this story. Sheesh, I almost got teary with one of my responses.<br />
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::reads emily dickinson, applies eyeliner, cries, reapplies eyeliner and re-loads EP::

How can I wrap up warm without looking like a Michelin man?

haha that was seriously a question? hahaha. Sounds like someone with low self esteem wants a reason to feel like not-dying.

Roses are showboat and cliche. It's the common "sorry I ****** your friend, here's these flowers" flower. So... **** roses.

someboby actually posted this in the question section<br />
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I thought I would give it a shot for a better answer than what I put there ha ha

I've only been on Davis Island twice, both to consult about my kidney stone haha. It had a nice view of some palm trees and some water-with-syringes-in-it.<br />
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Also, sheesh. Come on dasmuggler. That's such a rookie equation you're mulling over. The units obviously don't balance but I feel like I'd be preaching to the choir if I started going over all this in public. Everyone knows this ****. Plus, my dog just farted. So i'm going to go outside a minute. If, by the time i'm back in, you havent figured this out then let me know. I'll OMG WTF LOL in your face.<br />
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But really, wtf are you talking about? haha. I loved the randomness though. And your bumper stickers. I'm word smart but math-tard.

Anyone good at calculating lift coefficients for aircraft?<br />
I'm trying to get lift coeff.(cruise) for the DC-8.<br />
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CL(cruise) = L/(0.5*rho*(Vcruise^2)*S) ;<br />
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where L =(approx) weight = 220000 lb ;<br />
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rho = air density at cruise ht (approx 30000ft) = 0.029 lb/ft^3 ;<br />
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Vcruise = 525 mph = 770 ft/s ;<br />
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S = wing area = 2771 ft^2 ;<br />
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....... Using these values I get lift coeff. (cruise) = 0.009 which is clearly wrong.<br />
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Using MTOW = 273000 lb instead of an approx cruising weight and equating that to lift in the equation gives CL = 0.01 which is still wrong.<br />
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What have I done wrongly? Would I be correct in assuming the normal range is 0.22 < CL < 0.73 ?<br />
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Help... please!!?<br />
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EDIT: Using rho = 0.00089 slug/ft^3, I get CL = 0.30 which is very, very nice. Would that be a correct thing to do (the units don't balance when doing this, do they?)?

Gerbera daisies are soooooo showboat....and I'm talking the real thing! <br />
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Fake gerberas are like the worst drag show in Wisconsin Dells.

Gerberas. I had some fake versions of them from thrift / decor stores. They're pretty, flexible and last a long time. Until you lose them. I lost mine. I have to drive 2 hours to buy more so... my vases are empty.

What is your favorite flower?<br />
Why?

A thirst for understanding... even if that might mean being proved wrong a few times in the process... I know I've been through that movie before. Wit, intelligence, humor. I like to be kept on my toes. I like to think and laugh and I usually like that as a mixed drink of sorts. Not that there's shame in being just serious or just funny since i'm often all too silly or all too **** but I find it the most fun for everyone when you can combine the two. <br />
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I haven't been through that much of my life yet but I know i've come to respect how rare these things are. I hope that by the time I die that i've had suitable time to admire and love a person like this for as long as possible. If so then someone can paint a happy face on my tombstone ... I won't even need flowers.

what do you look for in the opposite sex

Damn, the House / Cox one is tricky. I think I'd have to go with Dr. Cox. He's got his own problems, like House, but I think he seems a bit more human and realistic. The episode where five of his patients died and he goes on a booze spree and sort of bonds with JD was pretty beautiful a moment for a sitcom that features The Todd.<br><br />
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And the second one... I never really write much about sex type stuff. Currently my love life is nonexistent. At least the physical part of it. It's a lonely, lonely time haha. In the big story I'm working on there's a brief bit of sex but its only alluded to and not actually described. I'm not sure, I never consciously avoid writing about it but it just never seemed my style.<br><br />
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Vagina.<br><br />
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There. I'm on my way!

hello<br />
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do you ever write about your fantasies<br />
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or is your love life great??

The esteemed Dr. House or the infamous Dr. Cox? (and why)

I'm in retail management and its super sexy. I like that they give me money and there are occasionally some pretty funny happenings. If you cruise through my stories you'll find a few, I think.

OK we will start with that then, what do you do for a living and do you like your job?

I don't mind. If I don't answer it's because it's too much so or i'm at work. Probably the work one though.

how personal are the questions allowed to get?

haha. They usually drive Astrovans and tout on about how great the puppy in the back is.<br />
"what kind of puppy is it?"<br />
"it's any kind of puppy you want. say, wanna buy some grouper?"

You've gotta watch out for gropers in trenchcoats...

I guess that guy with the trenchcoat who always trys to sell me freshwater grouper fillets can't be trusted...

Yeah but only from a reputable dealer.

I never eat raw fish while moving at a full sprint through the woods while wearing khaki boyshorts. It's just how I was raised.<br />
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I've never actually tried any raw fish. At any speed. Should I?

These are high maintenance stories though. It may start out as seven words, but a rolling stone gathers no moss.<br />
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I'm just killing time here waiting for a private message reply cause it seemed like the cool kids are here.<br />
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Don't you like raw fish?

WHY would you think something like that????

sweatylie<br />
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Well, I felt it was the right thing to do at the time.

Why did you do it?

Is it now or never?

Lilt, if you keep it up I will TURN THIS POST AROUND. I will!<br />
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and why didn't you pee at the last story? I'm not stopping again.

Are we there yet?

I was feeling too lazy to write a real story and liked the idea of only having to type seven words and be done with it. Plus I'm hoping maybe someone will ask the tough questions and I'll sweat and have to lie.<br />
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Luckily unless I type that i'm sweating and lying nobody will know. It's perfect.

Do you like questions?<br />
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Or... did you post this as a form of torture to yourself?