For the Not So Innocent

if you could ask someone something without having to worry about feelings what would you ask? Then ask me those questions.

dyingforananswer dyingforananswer
22-25, F
25 Responses Mar 21, 2009

What is your opinion about nudism.

Honestly I would have to say either my CO Rockies jersey or my shear pj pants they both make me equally happy.

what article of clothing do you wish you could wear every day?

Nice yellow bug though. You're real manly, Buffalo Bill.

Oh so bitter sir, Im pretty sure this is my little area tho, were you ask ME questions not make demands. So smile, and stop being so f**king rude. =]

get a room

Aww you're like me at work horridly honest and out spoken, its the best way to make friends and keep business. I shock more people then anything but they like it and ask for me haha. <br />
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Im completely amused with your comments on here I would be 100% thrilled if I just randomly had the pleasure one day of running into you at ur store and hearing your thoughts.<br />
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im going to try and get some sleep. I haven't decided if Im going to try to go to work today or not, either way thats in three hours so we will see. Have a good day, sorry my thoughts of the Ped-Egg woke you. nite.

It's nice to be able to buy everything and get every service at one place hahahaaa. I also tell "tired customers" to "just go behind walmart. They sell meth."<br><br />
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I should've been fired by now but everyone hates walmart so much that they dont complain about my comments...

Wow, unicorn blood and baby tears... HAH. last sunday I had to sit through a meeting watching company movies freaking out that wal-mart is trying to take over our business. I felt like I was being torn apart from the inside out...retarded. I think the dumbest damn thing I ever saw was the "Smart Care" centers in walmarts. "Oh honey, while your at walmart grabbing the food you should stop and get that physical that you've been needing" christ. What mentally retarded ****-head though of that? He should be shot in the foot...

I work at an indirect competitor of theirs. My favorite Wal-Mart quote is that they "Run on unicorn blood and baby tears." I tell it to my customers all the time... whenever they utter "Wal-Mart." Everybody laughs because everyone hates them on some level or another. Most people that do shop there only do it because its occasionally absurdly cheap. Their service sucks and you're likely to get syphillis or chlamydia by association.

Ouch, to the broken toes, and ouch to the kidney stone you poor little man. They keep saying that about film but I dont believe it, and they are still developing film but whatever, walmart can go **** itself. My ex just quit after 3 years 2 days ago, I don't think ive seen him this happy in a looong time. slave drivers.

I've never been throat-punched but I've broken both little toes. <br />
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I also passed a kidney stone so thats as good as being kidney punched.<br />
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Film might die soon but i'll cling onto it as long as I can. I hear even Walmart isn't developing real film anymore. If walmart is a market-indicator then we're all ******. Almost as much as film itself.<br />
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****, I hate walmart.

The book, is about the burning of books, how in the time when this book takes place they are outlawed and firemen don't put out fires, but start them rather when they find someone has broken the law and has hidden books. Its hard to explain and Im not so good about it.<br><br />
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Oh god, haha we just started selling those things at my work, now every time I pass by them I'm sure I will think of some poor hooker being beaten up. x_X<br><br />
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I completely misunderstood what you asked and made an *** of myself sorry bout that. I would have to still say digital I see where you are coming from and I do agree but with the amount of film I use there would be screwed up photos everywhere and that would be sad. As Ive been getting better tho I do find that I would rather use film then digital, but I have also found that i need a new camera and that makes me sad. BTW i've never been punched in the neck or broken a bone and I would like to keep it that way.

I never got around to reading Fahrenheit 451. I've heard good things but I haven't the faintest idea what its even about.<br />
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I heard today that the guy in the Sham Wow infomercial was in trouble for attacking a hooker? I'm not sure if its true or not so I phrase everything as a question? Beating up hookers isn't a good idea?<br />
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I like film more than digital. It's real. And random. Possibly messed up. You don't know until its developed though. Everyone needs the experience of taking important pictures and finding out they're ruined or never came out. It's just a part of living. Like breaking a bone or getting punched in the neck.

not sure why its doing that but I'll just keep clearing them out when it happens.

I really enjoy Bradbury fahrenheit 451 is one of my favorites, but I am working on the twilight series right now as girlie as that might sound. I also like poetry from time to time as well as reading up on coding/design/photography and what not that I can use. Guess it just depends on the mood really.<br />
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I used to write all the time and then I stopped for a while but I actually started up again a few months ago when I ended my relationship with my ex. I was trying to deal, and something inside me just told me to write again...its good therapy, i love putting words on paper even if they don't make sense to anyone else. I used to write a newspaper every saturday night for my mom when I was little and slip it under her door sunday morning, i was a strange kid to say the least.<br />
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I really like the BAM commercial, it just makes me laugh, that guy is always so excited. =]<br />
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my fav digital film, altho it made me super sad the first time I saw it is Kiwi, its sweet but sad =[ <br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

It keeps posting like 4 of everything you put up.

Ah. I've never been in a fight. My brother tried to kick my *** once when I was 15 but only because I didn't know he broke his nose and I hit him in the face with his own shoe. So I can see the reasoning behind his temporary rage.<br />
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It seems like fighting is easy but only because i've never really tried it or needed to. The few times i'm bored enough and nobody is watching I throw a random air-punch to see what's what and it seems like that hitting someone in the neck would be enough so maybe i'm ok if the need arises.<br />
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What's your favorite book / thing to read?<br />
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Ever written anything?<br />
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Favorite Infomercial?<br />
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Digital or film?

Sorry, ill stop asking questions haha.<br />
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Yes i've been in a fist fight with a friend of mine, it was nasty and in the end I hurt... alot. Me in a fist fight is like watching a mildly mentally ill person have a seizure im sure.<br />
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No I never have had to and im grateful for that.<br />
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Finally, my Christmas tree falls over EVERY year due to the fact that A) Im a clutz so i fall into it and B) I have a cat that keeps trying to be the star at the top and she's a bit to fat for that, I just don't have the heart to tell her.

This is cheating. I'm supposed to ask you questions, its what the thing said haha. 5' 11", 12, Diego DelMonte. Or possibly Hermes Delgado. Since I once knew a Hermes Delgado and he was an oversized beast of sorts. And he had a shell.<br />
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Have you ever been in a fist fight?<br />
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Ever had to run away from a fire?<br />
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How many of your Christmas trees, if any, have fallen over?

awww i guess that would be my fault then huh? lol Im sorry to have woken you. I could have lived the rest of my life not knowing about that damn thing. but back to the questions at hand then since i have you now.<br />
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lets see<br />
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how tall are you ?<br />
what size shoe do you wear?<br />
and if you had to choose a new name for yourself what would it be? haha

I was asleep but another of my recurring nightmares is the shaking and discarding of Ped Egg reservoir containers of footflesh. I had an awful feeling that someone was talking about them and was awakened by a light gag.

I would have to agree with you, that would surely be the part that made me gag. I see you can't sleep again this morning, or do you just have work?

A lot of people buy them... I cant talk much valid trash... but... anything that has a reservoir that dumps possibly old foot grindings is .... gross.

Yea, I lived in Cuba for a few years, if you were allowed over there I would recommend it, I would have to say it was my favorite place in the world till Bush f**ked that up. Jerk.<br />
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My favorite Tv show would have to be Law and Order SVU, but I am in love with CSI and Heroes!~ YAY<br />
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My favorite movie, thats a hard one actually... but Im going to go witttttttttttthh Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels lol. But there are plenty more that I could honestly add to this list with ease.<br />
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Haha you know, i could be very angry with you rite now I didn't know what the hell a Ped-Egg was and then I watched the commercial for it to figure out what you were talking about and now I'm grossed out. so yea 100% to that question buddy.

Ever been to another country?<br />
Whats your favorite tv show?<br />
Movie?<br />
Grossed out by Ped-Egg?