Oh, Let Me...

He doesn't use the chimney. He gets his big fat *** in through the door at three in the morning after being out at the liquor store all night, throws the presents at the tree, then goes and has sex with mommy and goes to bed.

drcynic drcynic
26-30, M
11 Responses Feb 9, 2009

he raids my fridge too. a s s.

My versions rule. <br />
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Everything is commercial. I like Christmas except for the whole being alone with no one to celebrate with part. That was always the biggest damper.

Why?

I believe in Santa.

I always wondered how he did it. Thanks for clearing that up....

well at least he got you some presents...<br />
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throw him for a loop and thank him for them.

I am with Doc, I have never believed in Santa either. Not even til I was 3. Never. So, to joke around about it is fun. And, we all know that he doesn't exist, and that nothing bad will come to us for making fun of the equivalent of a cartoon character. LOL. That just makes it more fun, if you ask me.

No, I never got a damn thing. I never believed in Santa Claus.

I don't give a damn if he heard it or not! What the **** has he ever done for me?!

Santa heard that!

LOL. That is true too. And, perhaps those that claim to have seen him, are on shrooms, and have halucinated the whole experience! LOL.