I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle
So lately me and the Block button have become excellent friends. We hang out often, go to the movies, talk about all the pervs ive been having to deny A LOT lately. But the Block button told me hes sick of being clicked so much, and hes starting to get sore, so he wanted me to make one of these in hopes that Mr Block button can take a rest.....and recover from excess poking.
So here it goes....
1. First think I look at is your top eight experiences. If 90% of them are adult material, I tend to go straight for Mr Block button. Dont get me wrong.... my mind is as dirty as the next persons.... but thats not what im all about and would like to have something in common first before you add me :)
2. Im sorry, but the age thing really creeps me out. If your out of the 30-35 group AND its nothing but adult content .... Mr Block button is getting a poke ....a hard one too. BUT ..... if we have a bunch of stuff in common, and your out of that 30-35 age group .... I always consider adding you :)
3. Im a lesbian. Yup. Which means im not here to play naughty truth or dare if you have a penis ... nor can you pull up a chair and watch. Sorry. Also .... dont try and think that you can make me "change teams" ......many have tried .... none have succeeded..... just saying.
4. I take the time to browse through your profile, and read your stories before adding you, I would like it if you would do the same...... and maybe leave a comment .... or two. :P
5. I will not post nude pictures of myself, nor will skype with you, not my thing.....but this is a huge website ... im sure theres a plethora of men and women willing to do so :)
6. Im gonna quote/ copy and taste a good friend of mine ...cause I think she said it best :
Adult diapers......I am not your mother, nor do I wish to be. I need a lover not a child.
Urinating or deficating yourself.....no thank you. I don't want to see it, smell it, touch it, or taste it.
and lastly ...
7. I would GREATLY appreciate it if you took the time to talk to me first ( email , a scribble here or there, etc.) I just cleaned up my circle big time, and im gonna try and keep it somewhat small.
So thats pretty much it,please take the time to read and use your best judgement before adding. And dont do it just for me, do it for Mr Block button ..... hes still in recovery from all the excess clicking.
- Astory4supper
*EDIT*
Ok so as of right now ... this doesnt seem to be working.
My inbox continues to be flooded daily with EPeeps that dont fall into any of the adding requirements. I continually see profiles with MUCH older men, who have only one thing on their mind. I dont know how many ways I can possibbly say that Im not interested what so ever in what you have to offer, but as of right now I WILL NOT BE ADDING ANY MEN TO MY CIRCLE. Im sorry ... but thats just how it has to be for now.
HOWEVER! If you do so wish to DROP ME A MESSAGE FIRST, and INTRODUCE YOURSELF. I may change my virdict.
But as of right now, my foot is down.
Hate me if you must .... but its my circle, and I make the rules :]
- Astory4supper
So here it goes....
1. First think I look at is your top eight experiences. If 90% of them are adult material, I tend to go straight for Mr Block button. Dont get me wrong.... my mind is as dirty as the next persons.... but thats not what im all about and would like to have something in common first before you add me :)
2. Im sorry, but the age thing really creeps me out. If your out of the 30-35 group AND its nothing but adult content .... Mr Block button is getting a poke ....a hard one too. BUT ..... if we have a bunch of stuff in common, and your out of that 30-35 age group .... I always consider adding you :)
3. Im a lesbian. Yup. Which means im not here to play naughty truth or dare if you have a penis ... nor can you pull up a chair and watch. Sorry. Also .... dont try and think that you can make me "change teams" ......many have tried .... none have succeeded..... just saying.
4. I take the time to browse through your profile, and read your stories before adding you, I would like it if you would do the same...... and maybe leave a comment .... or two. :P
5. I will not post nude pictures of myself, nor will skype with you, not my thing.....but this is a huge website ... im sure theres a plethora of men and women willing to do so :)
6. Im gonna quote/ copy and taste a good friend of mine ...cause I think she said it best :
Adult diapers......I am not your mother, nor do I wish to be. I need a lover not a child.
Urinating or deficating yourself.....no thank you. I don't want to see it, smell it, touch it, or taste it.
and lastly ...
7. I would GREATLY appreciate it if you took the time to talk to me first ( email , a scribble here or there, etc.) I just cleaned up my circle big time, and im gonna try and keep it somewhat small.
So thats pretty much it,please take the time to read and use your best judgement before adding. And dont do it just for me, do it for Mr Block button ..... hes still in recovery from all the excess clicking.
- Astory4supper
*EDIT*
Ok so as of right now ... this doesnt seem to be working.
My inbox continues to be flooded daily with EPeeps that dont fall into any of the adding requirements. I continually see profiles with MUCH older men, who have only one thing on their mind. I dont know how many ways I can possibbly say that Im not interested what so ever in what you have to offer, but as of right now I WILL NOT BE ADDING ANY MEN TO MY CIRCLE. Im sorry ... but thats just how it has to be for now.
HOWEVER! If you do so wish to DROP ME A MESSAGE FIRST, and INTRODUCE YOURSELF. I may change my virdict.
But as of right now, my foot is down.
Hate me if you must .... but its my circle, and I make the rules :]
- Astory4supper
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Astory4supper
Age:
22-25
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Female
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