Please read this before adding me to your circle or writing to me!

HI! Here is something i want you to read before you add me or write to me:

1) Im not on EP to have cybersex or chat to pervs. Flirting is fine, but if you want to ask me inappropriate sexual questions or to have cybersex with me ill immediately block you. Im not on EP for sexual enjoyment and really not interested in chatting about sex to men i dont know.

2) I will not add you if you have weird sexual experiences (e.g. diapers, wetting yourself, animals, defecation etc....) on your profile.

3) I wont add you if you have purely sexual profile. Again im not here for sex.

3)  If you add me to your circle please write to me and say something otherwise i just dont get why did you add me... just to stalk my page? If you add me i expect you to write to me first and i wont add you unless you do so.

4) If you have an empty profile and a default picture. That just looks a bit suspicious to me. You registered on EP but dont want to share ANYTHING? Its the whole point of this place. You might me a greate person but i want to know something about you before i add you.

5) Please read some of my stories and look through my experience list to see what kind of person. It seems that some people just add others randomly (or probably just looking at age and gender) without even looking through the profile. As a result a lot of them have the experiences totally opposite to mine or the experiences/qualities that i mentioned before (see 1,2,3,4) which i find unacceptable. Please look through my profile before contacting/adding me.

6) No cheesy chat up lines please.

Please take this into consideration and save me and yourself some time :)

Thank you 
LaraWantsCandy LaraWantsCandy
18-21, F
1 Response May 18, 2012

Wow, that list is cool and a bit disturbing. There are really people out there with diapers, defecation and stuff???? WTF! I just read the first line and wanted to read the rest. I want to steal it for me but put it in a guys view. I am sorry that women have to deal with all that crap, more than men.