I Have A Stone Body But I Still Can Bleed

I am a garden gnome... I live in a bush in London. I will never leave, because I do not have legs that move. I have no sexual organs. I am very old and the paint is peeling off, yet I am loved. I was rescued from a junk store by a fair maid, who protects me always, even when people threaten to throw me in ponds.
Be nice to me.
Imagine I am real
sventhemightygnome sventhemightygnome
70+, F
2 Responses May 19, 2012

A bleeding gnome? How very Grimm.

You are real