The Rules Again

So I guess I am starting to get annoyed by the few random fans I get every month. While it is not much I am going to give out some information for you guys so you know what to expect. Not that I expect anyone to actually read this. So I guess I am just killing time because I have nothing better to do.

So first off I am a heterosexual male. I know what a shock a male on the internet. Well too bad for you homosexuals and bisexuals out there I am just your run of the mill heterosexual male. Sorry but you are not going to turn me or anything like that. If you want to talk that is fine, just know that I am not much help when it comes to the homosexual side of the world.

When I say average I am really giving myself a compliment. My physical appearance is below-average at best. I can say the same for my equipment. There is a 100% chance that you will be repulsed by me.. so if you need someone to laugh at or make yourself feel better about yourself... well sorry I am not that charitable. At minimum you could trick me in real life and laugh at me there.

I am your typical suicidal gamma male as well. I plan on killing myself once my cat dies for one simple reason. I am too stupid to figure out how to get sex and too cheap to buy it. So I am taking care of my cat until she dies so that she can have a happy life. Once she dies, she is old like 14 or 15, I can die and that will be one less loser you guys can get your daily charity from. You know being that loser everyone lies to about how amazing he or she is and how he or she is just not appreciated and blah blah blah blah. You guys can just stop with the lies. Sadly the truth of the matter is someone has to be the loser and I am that guy.

Here is an important question, how will I screen you? I do not get many requests being male and not flopping my **** around online or offering up my girlfriend or wife as a sex toy. So I actually have time to screen you. One thing I screen on is avatars. People who have sexualized avatars are not going to get much from me. If you are too lazy to find a good fictitious representation of you then by all means leave me alone. An avatar is a good look into a person's soul never forget that.

Next groups you are in. There are very few groups I will discriminate against. Namely ones dealing with human waste. That stuff is toxic for a reason guys and girls... so sorry yeah please do not bother me with it.

Finally, guess what I require some kind of interaction before I actually add you to my friends circle. I do not want you to just scroll through the recommendations and say "friend". At least throw me a gesture or something. Do something make it known that you are not just hording up friends like they are some kind of commodity.

So then if you are not completely repulsed by me, or are some misguided individual who thinks they can convince me to keep living. Feel free to add me.