Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront.

First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP friends have met me in real life and/or were brought here by me from my real life.  I am a real, normal female person.   Yes, I have had a lot of experiences in my lifetime. The stories I share are true with few exceptions.  Those exceptions are some of my short stories which are fictional but are either fantasies of mine and/or are taken from my real life and are told from my point of view of how the events unfolded.

I do not always reply to public comments left on my Whiteboard or group gestures nor do I respond to random requests to chat or send photos; there are simply too many for me to keep up with so I don't even try anymore.  If I want you to have pictures of me I will offer, otherwise it is a waste of your time to ask.   If you find this offensive I apologize, but if so, you may not want to add me as your friend. 

I don't like boring chit chat so if you are new and you have the urge to ask me if I'm naked right now or if I'm feeling h*rny then I suggest you don’t.  I will either ignore your request or reply in a manner that may shock you and certainly will not titillate you.  Once I get to know a person I don’t mind discussing any topic but I'm not here to entertain strangers or children.  I am here to interact with adults only, who take the time to get to know me for the real person I am. 

I do love interacting with others through PM so if you send me a private message I will reply although it may take me a while as I get a lot of messages. 

My favorite thing on Experience Project however is reading & writing stories.  This includes EROTICA!  If you find this offensive, again you may not want to add me to your circle.   I have a lot of stories and I don’t expect you to read them all.  I try to read my friends’ stories but I don’t always get around to everyone on my circle.  If you have a story you think I would find interesting then PM it to me and I will read it otherwise I use the tools on EP to reach as many as I can with the limited time I have available in a day. I may or may not always get around to reading your stories. 

These are all things that you should know before you add me to your circle.  If you have no problems with any of these then go ahead and click that add button.


fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
179 Responses Aug 24, 2009

Thanks Frostie. I just get tired of all the rumors and crap so I am nipping it in the bud. lol

Um, so are you ah naked and horny? ;~)<br />
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Sounds good to me, I think I'll keep you right here in my circle and swoon you with my accent...

And you can. I just adore your Midwestern accent darling. You type it with such flair lol.

Straight to the point as usual hey girl, I would never expect you to be any other way, those who never get to know you will be at a loss.

Thanks sweetpea.

You forgot to add "and if you have an adorable puppy then i may let you have some incentives first hand" :P

LOL you are so right about that but it requires a picture of the puppy upfront. None of these ghost puppies lol. It is hard to beat the Prince and Bali! LOL

LOL I appreciate it longrun.

Thanks dear but see you are one of the persons who know me off of EP so you have a different perspective. Thanks for your comments. I really don't care much if people think I am fake or not. Their loss.

rock n' roll,FG...

Even with all your rules I still think your a pretty good friend. ;)


You are right. To expose that you are the kind of fellow is always good. But the way you described about yourself will draw a lot of people.

Very well define what kind of people should contact you. Your message says PM me and I will get back to you, I tried but it says she does not accept messages out of her circle. So here i am , can not write in white board, nor in public, neither can i PM. Guide me!!

Try it again.

truth never hurts

Thanks for the advice. I am becoming more discerning by the week as I learn more about EP. I prefer real people to those more suited to the X Factor.


*hug and a hump* :)

LOL you are sooooo bad. That's just one of the reasons I adore you.

I know you are real and you are a great friend, thank you for the great post

Thanks LV

Heh Sunshine hows your gran ....

She isn't doing too awesome right now.

We were at the hospital on saturday , with my MIL , she attacked someone in the home , and she has forgotten how to eat , the next stage begins ....

No fun Salar. I understand what you are going thru. Atleast you have her in a home. My prayers are with you.

FG Wrote: "I don't like boring chit chat so if you are new and you have the urge to ask me if I'm naked right now or if I'm feeling h*rny then I suggest you don’t. I will either ignore your request or reply in a manner that may shock you and certainly will not titillate you."<br />
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Is it wrong if I want to ask you if you're naked just so I can see what that response is like? LOL

Thanks Ohnudeone ......

Leave it to you iRant. It just gets to me when that is the FIRST message someone has ever sent me. As I have written several times. I write erotica but it is not ALL I am about. <br />
Now in answer to your question, if you do I might respond back with something really naughty since it is you as I have to give you a hard time all I can lol. <br />
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Salar, I am so sorry. I was not with her today, which is unusual for me however I understand that she is going to be okay but she fell and they were going to take her to the ER. You know I am praying for you my friend as I know firsthand what you are dealing with. Please do not hesitate to lean my way if you need me.<br />
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Oh nudie... you are just so adorable.

Ty Fg :)

I love you too of course. You are one of my favorite men on here and I make no secret of that.


same here.

well said. LOL :-)

I'm adding you. Your obviously a good, if not great, writer. I love honesty and candid people. I did not come to EP because to add things on a to do list but because I wanted to have a new fun experience to enjoy. I don't fee obligated to gesture, gift or comment back to everyone and I'm new and don't have that many people in my circle yet.<br />
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Your confidence is inspiring and I hope to read some of your stories go ahead and ignore me, I don't mind.

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This explanation of you just made me want to add yo as a friend, I hope you except.

Thanks Dancerichly. I just get tired sometimes of the weird request. For example, who asks for a picture of a f*cked *****. I had that just a couple of days ago. Puleaze unless you are the person who just created that scenario you ain't seeing it. lol. <br />
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I love you my friend. Thanks for your comments.

Yes, unfortunately fungirl gets asked several times a day similar things and that makes me very tired sometimes. Then I look at it and think of some flip reply and pen a little note back to the person. I am evil like that sometimes lol.


LOL I know you are loving it HTH! MMMM

LMAO, I was wondering when you were going to mention that.

the phrase "normal female person" just made me laugh so much (even though that wasn't the idea) :) i love your stories and well, this is after the fact but *pressed the button*


I don't really come on here looking for sex.<br />
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As for the rest of it... Yeah no biggy. Added.

Straight up and to the point. A person knows where they stand from the beginning. Wish more were like that. Thanks.


I completely get it and am here for the same reasons. Feel free to take a look at my experience stories when you have a chance.

ah I knew ya way back when, and I know yer real and wonderful. The haters shall hate, but friends of fg know the truth.

hey kryptonian. I have missed you bunches my friend and you are right that we go WAY back. It has been a long time since I met that farm boy.

KA PAI I HOA about time someone who knows what they want and who thy are cheers be glad to have u as a friend

Thanks NG. I appreciate your comments.

i love what you wrote. I have a blog and hate it when people don't believe me or think I'm making it up. It's just so hard for some to believe that not everyone lives the "perfect" cookie cutter life.<br />
At one time I even added a disclosure that said if you're offended don't read it. <br />
Thanks for sharing.

LOL see that is how I feel and in fact I have a group on my profile about if you don't like what I wrote feel free NOT to read it or follow me around.

LOL see that is how I feel and in fact I have a group on my profile about if you don't like what I wrote feel free NOT to read it or follow me around.

Thanks my friend. I love ya girl.

It's the close interaction which can build with friendship over time which makes this site such a special place. Well said fungirl ... it's good to makes things clear then there are no excuses.<br />

Thanks WIB.

I haven't been on here long but I like you, I find you a lot like I am, sensual, kind and caring with a bit of humor. I won't meet with anyone because I'm with my bf now but if I were on my own like I was last year I might have met with someone on here if he lived close but I would be very careful.

Thanks KC

hi new here and don't really know you i have read some of your stories and what you say is right, hate it when people judge a book by it's cover. anyway won't ramble any more take care and keep writing.

I found you a very interesting person,<br />
Most of the stuff I like<br />
You are in it, I really don't<br />
Criticize people but I always like<br />
Follow my instinct wich is telling me<br />
You are a good caring person I haven't requested you<br />
Cuz I can't lol my phone don't <br />
Ley me do some features<br />
Hope you get to read this lol<br />
Have a nice Fungirlmmm

I'm envious because I enjoy good writing but find that you have blocked me, perhaps in error, but, if not, that's OK, because I fully support your right to choose your company. That's what this site is all about.

Bravo. <br />
Have the same experience... <br />
XxX<br />

Thank you!

Sean, I was writing that for my guy and you freaked me out about Supergirl panties LOL... Just kidding. I got sick and didn't go back to it yet. I need to finish it though.

Sean, I was writing that for my guy and you freaked me out about Supergirl panties LOL... Just kidding. I got sick and didn't go back to it yet. I need to finish it though.

I have no idea why that happened. LOL

I think I may be a stutterer. My hands are quite shaky today so I may be a stutter typist.

It's hard to shock the ones who ask if you're naked or if you're horny. In my experience, they find *any* response titillating and probably enjoy a "feisty" response as much as anything else. Or at least, they'll pretend they do, just to keep you talking. I give 'em the axe, these days.

I think you are right G. Sometimes any reaction is a titillation.

I feel you are an interesting Person, I do not consider Gender, You are Womam/man I do not care. But want to be you my GF (Good friend) for ever. !! If you are willing to be a GF for a simple person then you are invited to be my mate for fun and sharing................

I am honored Joe. I have accepted your invitation and you should be able to contact me whenever you want now.

I enjoy reading your stuff. I write a lot too-inherited it from my mother.


I am okay.


I am a sensual person so I am not a prude by any means but I don't want that to be all we are about. And I am NOT ever going there with you.


Well I have had better days Striker.

I don't get mad or hold grudges.

I don't even hate my stalker even after all the things he has done, especially lately. I feel sorry for them in fact.


I don't mind.

Yes I am very sure.

Brava! good story.

Thank you.

ppl really come on here to ask about nude question and slackness , i had no idea the perverts must be hiding from me. good stay hidden