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Some Things You May Want to Know B4 You Add Me to Your Friends' List

I get the same questions lately over and over again so let me address some things upfront.

First, a few people ask me if I am a real person and/or if I have really experienced so many things so let’s set the record straight.  YES, I am a real person and many of my EP friends have met me in real life and/or were brought here by me from my real life.  I am a real, normal female person.   Yes, I have had a lot of experiences in my lifetime. The stories I share are true with few exceptions.  Those exceptions are some of my short stories which are fictional but are either fantasies of mine and/or are taken from my real life and are told from my point of view of how the events unfolded.

I do not always reply to public comments left on my Whiteboard or group gestures nor do I respond to random requests to chat or send photos; there are simply too many for me to keep up with so I don't even try anymore.  If I want you to have pictures of me I will offer, otherwise it is a waste of your time to ask.   If you find this offensive I apologize, but if so, you may not want to add me as your friend. 

I don't like boring chit chat so if you are new and you have the urge to ask me if I'm naked right now or if I'm feeling h*rny then I suggest you don’t.  I will either ignore your request or reply in a manner that may shock you and certainly will not titillate you.  Once I get to know a person I don’t mind discussing any topic but I'm not here to entertain strangers or children.  I am here to interact with adults only, who take the time to get to know me for the real person I am. 

I do love interacting with others through PM so if you send me a private message I will reply although it may take me a while as I get a lot of messages. 

My favorite thing on Experience Project however is reading & writing stories.  This includes EROTICA!  If you find this offensive, again you may not want to add me to your circle.   I have a lot of stories and I don’t expect you to read them all.  I try to read my friends’ stories but I don’t always get around to everyone on my circle.  If you have a story you think I would find interesting then PM it to me and I will read it otherwise I use the tools on EP to reach as many as I can with the limited time I have available in a day. I may or may not always get around to reading your stories. 

These are all things that you should know before you add me to your circle.  If you have no problems with any of these then go ahead and click that add button.

 

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 196 Responses Aug 24, 2009

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FG Wrote: "I don't like boring chit chat so if you are new and you have the urge to ask me if I'm naked right now or if I'm feeling h*rny then I suggest you don’t. I will either ignore your request or reply in a manner that may shock you and certainly will not titillate you."<br />
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Is it wrong if I want to ask you if you're naked just so I can see what that response is like? LOL

Thanks Ohnudeone ......

Leave it to you iRant. It just gets to me when that is the FIRST message someone has ever sent me. As I have written several times. I write erotica but it is not ALL I am about. <br />
Now in answer to your question, if you do I might respond back with something really naughty since it is you as I have to give you a hard time all I can lol. <br />
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Salar, I am so sorry. I was not with her today, which is unusual for me however I understand that she is going to be okay but she fell and they were going to take her to the ER. You know I am praying for you my friend as I know firsthand what you are dealing with. Please do not hesitate to lean my way if you need me.<br />
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Oh nudie... you are just so adorable.

Ty Fg :)

I love you too of course. You are one of my favorite men on here and I make no secret of that.

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same here.

well said. LOL :-)

I'm adding you. Your obviously a good, if not great, writer. I love honesty and candid people. I did not come to EP because to add things on a to do list but because I wanted to have a new fun experience to enjoy. I don't fee obligated to gesture, gift or comment back to everyone and I'm new and don't have that many people in my circle yet.<br />
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Your confidence is inspiring and I hope to read some of your stories soon...so go ahead and ignore me, I don't mind.

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This explanation of you just made me want to add yo as a friend, I hope you except.

Thanks Dancerichly. I just get tired sometimes of the weird request. For example, who asks for a picture of a f*cked *****. I had that just a couple of days ago. Puleaze unless you are the person who just created that scenario you ain't seeing it. lol. <br />
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I love you my friend. Thanks for your comments.

Yes, unfortunately fungirl gets asked several times a day similar things and that makes me very tired sometimes. Then I look at it and think of some flip reply and pen a little note back to the person. I am evil like that sometimes lol.

You evil? No I don't you are evil. <br />
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Same question over and over again. Wow. I think they don't have good questions to ask you.

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evil fungirlmmm,MMMMMMMMMM ;-)

LOL I know you are loving it HTH! MMMM

tongue and groove fungirlmmm,MMMMMM

LMAO, I was wondering when you were going to mention that.

the phrase "normal female person" just made me laugh so much (even though that wasn't the idea) :) i love your stories and well, this is after the fact but *pressed the button*

LOL!

I don't really come on here looking for sex.<br />
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As for the rest of it... Yeah no biggy. Added.

Straight up and to the point. A person knows where they stand from the beginning. Wish more were like that. Thanks.

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I completely get it and am here for the same reasons. Feel free to take a look at my experience stories when you have a chance.

ah I knew ya way back when, and I know yer real and wonderful. The haters shall hate, but friends of fg know the truth.

hey kryptonian. I have missed you bunches my friend and you are right that we go WAY back. It has been a long time since I met that farm boy.

KA PAI I HOA about time someone who knows what they want and who thy are cheers be glad to have u as a friend