I Want You To Share 10 Lies About Yourself
Think im gonna start soft with this one.
1:.. Im the greatest man alive.
2:.. I can be easily described as a hybrid of a drunk doneky, flying penguin, Octopus and a watch that somehow manage to show the inaccurate time for all places on earth. (a little too close to reality tho).
3:.. I have a zombie under my bed.. I call him ted. So whenever im afraid and alone, I quickly hide behind him. Good thing is I can still see what happends when I do that!.
4:.. When I look in the mirror I see a woman who says nice things to me, and when I turn around she says only bad stuff :(.
5:.. I created the universe by an accident.. it involved gas and im sorry!!.
6:.. I make smart choices.
7:.. I once threw a rock so far into space it vanished for 1.2billion years.. Luckily, I threw it with a spin, so like a boomerang it came back but by that time it had hit so many other rocks it thus became the moon.
8:.. I shook George W. Bush in the hand and said "Ahoy ye matey..Yarrr...Splice the Mainbrace with me...Join the pirate side of life or Ye be walking the plank!...arrr"
9:..I have never lied in my entire life!.
10:.. Everything you just read here is true!.
1:.. Im the greatest man alive.
2:.. I can be easily described as a hybrid of a drunk doneky, flying penguin, Octopus and a watch that somehow manage to show the inaccurate time for all places on earth. (a little too close to reality tho).
3:.. I have a zombie under my bed.. I call him ted. So whenever im afraid and alone, I quickly hide behind him. Good thing is I can still see what happends when I do that!.
4:.. When I look in the mirror I see a woman who says nice things to me, and when I turn around she says only bad stuff :(.
5:.. I created the universe by an accident.. it involved gas and im sorry!!.
6:.. I make smart choices.
7:.. I once threw a rock so far into space it vanished for 1.2billion years.. Luckily, I threw it with a spin, so like a boomerang it came back but by that time it had hit so many other rocks it thus became the moon.
8:.. I shook George W. Bush in the hand and said "Ahoy ye matey..Yarrr...Splice the Mainbrace with me...Join the pirate side of life or Ye be walking the plank!...arrr"
9:..I have never lied in my entire life!.
10:.. Everything you just read here is true!.
By:
Tanuron
Age:
22-25
,
Male
