Gremlins 2Now wa that civilized? No. Fun, but in no ways civilized
Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you’ve enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you’ve enjoyed life.
near end of movie credits: Still lurking about? Don’t you people have homes?
The Clamp Center is experiencing a temporary technical difficulty with our illumination system. Please try not to notice.
Tonight on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel is Casablanca. Now in full color with a happier ending.
Unauthorized potted plant…
and so many more haha
We’re advising our clients to put everything they have into canned food and shotguns.