I Want You to Take My Surveys
1. When' s the last time you showered?
This morning.
2. Who/what do you currently dislike?
My breath. Bloody tonsiloliths.
3. Do you want to be with someone right now?
Sure.
4. What can you hear right now?
The sound of my computer running and the tapping on my keyboard.
5. Would you ever prostitute yourself?
No. Unless it was to save something important.
6. Are you a cuddler?
Yeah.
7. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yes.
8. What is bothering you right now?
That I have to spend time making dinner and washing dishes.
9. What does your last received text message say?
”Nice to hear. We book a hotel tomorrow.” From my dad.
10. Last place you went out to eat?
My cousin’s wedding.
11. Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Sure. I could use some nice company. I would like for my EP friends to be here for instance.
12. When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
Half an hour ago.
13. What are you doing tonight?
Homework, internet and playing guitar.
14. Who would you like to spend your nights with?
Night sleeping or nights hanging out?
15. When was the last time you cried, why?
At the end of my military service. I miss the boys.
16. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was drinking beer and having a discussion with a Czech guy about the pros and cons of using microwave ovens, lol.
17. What's your most hated food?
Something that translates into ”clear soup with buns”.
18. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
A girl from my old high school.
19. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a brown hooded shirt that says ”El Toro Borracho”
20. What is your favorite candy bar?
Twix.
21.Does anything hurt on your body?
Not at the moment. Except for my stomach. I’m getting awfully hungry.
22.Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?
No.
23.Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My sergeant.
24. How many piercings do you have?
None.
25. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed and locked.
26.Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Yes.
27. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No. I hardly ever buy new clothing. I’m trying to save money.
28. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message EP?
The wonderful brilliantblue J
29. Last movie you watched?
Hancock with Will Smith. It wasn’t as good as I had expected but it was okay.
30. How many girls on your top have you seen cry?
Uh… I dunno. A few.
31.Who's car were you in last?
My dad’s.
32. Who was the last person to text you?
Still my dad. If we’re talking about mobile phones that is. On EP it’s brilliantblue.
33. What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
My dad is my dad. Brilliantblue is my good EP friend from San Francisco.
34. Does your shirt say anything right now? If so, what?
My shirt has a crazy bull and a captition that says ”El Toro Borracho!” It means ”the drunken/horny bull”. Long story ^^
35. Who do you miss?
All the EP friends I have never met. My first dog. My grandpa.
36. Are you happy with life right now?
Pretty much.
37. Are you a loud person?
No, I am a quiet person.
38. Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
I’m so hungry!
39. What was the last thing you made into a heart?
Uh. Pencil strokes on a paper?
40. Where does your Bestfriend live?
In Copenhagen in the other end of the country.
41. Who is the last person you hugged and how tall were they?
One of my step sisters. I think she’s 164 or something. I’m about 185.
42. Speaking of hugs, who is the best hugger you know?
I don’t know. A girl from my old high school class maybe.
43. Do you normally sleep with clothes on?
I sleep in undies.
44. What is something you wish you had more of?
Time.
45. Do you have an addiction?
Yes, I have musicitis and EPitis.
46. Do you like poetry?
Some of it.
47. Let's just say you were a serial killer... Would you get caught?
No idea.
48. Has anyone ever said they would die for you?
No.
49. Do you always answer your phone?
No.
50. Are you mean?
No.
51. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yes.
52. Do you like the rain?
Yes!
Who do you know that can make you feel better if you're not feeling happy?
Brilliantblue, Caritus, my friends and family. And my other EP friends as well. And any good musician.
Do you have any dishes in your room?
Yes, I’m sorry to say that.
Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
No.
Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
John Frusciante or some girl I have a crush on.
You're able to go back in time and change one thing, what is it?
I would have kept on playing tennis when I was a talented small kid.
How was your week?
Okay. Pretty fun J
How many kids do you want to have?
I don’t know. Two or three will do.
Do you hate being alone?
Some times.
Do you like competition?
Not really. Everybody should be a winner.
If you were a reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
I wouldn’t have one preferrence over another.
Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
No. I am too tired to smile when I wake up.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Half past two. Had a bit too many beers on a Monday.
Where is your significant other at the moment?
Somewhere out there.
What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Water from a bottle earlier today.
Do you like your cell phone?
It’s fine. I like taking pictures with it. But the microphone is lousy.
Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?
Yes.
Do you believe in true love?
Yes, I guess so.
Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?
No.
What is something you'd like to have right now?
Food and a soulmate and a complete music studio and sparkling breath.
Are you playing hard to get right now?
I’m not really playing anything at the moment. I need to get out more.
Do you miss your past?
Yes.
Are you proud of the person you've become?
Yes.
How good is your eyesight?
Fine. Maybe a bit above average.
What’s the longest amount of time you've been on an airplane?
28 hours from Frankfurt to Singapore.
Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
No, not that I remember.
What are you doing besides this survey?
Listening to Boston.
Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
My friend from Copenhagen.
Are you one of those girls/guys that get drunk and ***** everyone?
No way. Get drunk some times yeah J
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom.
Wanna get anything off your chest?
I’m so hungry. And I love to burp and fart. I just did both.
In the past week have you felt sad?
Yes. Because of math.
How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
Good J
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Sure thing, bring it on.
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Today in a supermarket, someone in front of me was walking really slowly and I was in a hurry. I would never do it of course.
Do your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?
They let me make the decision, bless that. I never go to church unless I have to.
When it comes to the opposite sex, what's your "type"?
Short, petite, sweet, cuddly and down to earth.
Do you prefer someone taller or shorter than you?
Shorter, lol.
Are you afraid of death/dying?
I don’t know. I guess so.
How many people do you know with your name?
5.
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Football.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Depends on the situation. I like both but mostly cold weather.
How's your heart lately?
It has been acting a bit strangely. I am a bit worried. I get an unpleasant sensation in it some times.
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
No, I wet it after.
Did someone make you mad today?
No.
When was the last time you had Starbucks?
What's Starbucks? Something you Americans eat?
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I was about to start this test I think.
Do you chew on your straws?
What straws?
*Update, forgot a few questions*
