50 Shades of Ambrose

1)How old were you when you got your first real kiss?

I was 6. I was down my grandmother's house, and there were two sisters who lived up the road from her. Charlotte and Debbie were their names. We were playing hide and seek, and Charlotte and I decided to hide in some bushes. Charlotte had beautiful, long, blonde hair and blue eyes. Apparently she lost interest in the game, because she decided to plant a really long wet one right smack on my lips. My older brother (13 at the time), caught us hiding in the bushes, and then mercilessly started in with the "David and Charlotte sitting in the tree", teasing us endlessly. He traumatized me so badly that I never got near another girl that way for years! I secretly wish that somebody would have knocked my brother out, and that Charlotte and I were still together. She was hot! lol

2) How do you flush the toilet in public?
Depends on the type of flusher now, doesn't it? Some of them, you just pick yer *** up and everything goes whooshing down automatically!!! For manual ones, I use my hand, then wash very well!!!

3) Do you wear your seat belt in the car?

4) What name would you like to have?
David is fine! Thanks Mom!!!

5) Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of.
Gasoline in the car...

6) What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Michael Chiclis - you know, the guy who used to play "The Commish"?.

7) What is your passion in life?
Definitely my work, but also being a father.

8) Finish this sentence: In 5 years from now, I will:
Have an MBA and a huge job somewhere.

9) Do you crack your knuckles?

10) What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?

11) Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Pretty much!

12) What are your super powers?
Can't mention that, this is a family program! ;-)

13) What is your favorite EP Group?
I Need a Good EP Spanking!

14) Where are your car keys?
In my jacket pocket...

15) Who's answers to this survey do you want to hear the most?
Anyone in my Circle

16) What is your most annoying habit?
Nervously shaking my leg or foot....

17) Where did you last go on vacation?
Same as SadGreenEyedGirl - Vacation? What is a vacation?

18) If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
My last bosses boss, who summarily dismissed me and proceeded to pay my replacement $25K more than me annually to do the same ******* job!!!

19) What is your best physical feature?
Blue/Green eyes, perfect smile, (according to wifey)

20) What is the worst car you've ever owned?
1978 Chevy Nova!

21) What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Orange Juice, soda pop, cheese

22) What superstition do you believe/practice?
Blessing with holy water

25) Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Sadly, yes!

26) What is your favorite word?

27) What song(s) do you sing most often?
Touch Me (The Doors), Don't Stop Believin' (Journey), Behind Blue Eyes (The Who), People Are Strange (The Doors)

28) If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Back - to the Little House on the Prairie Days! I liked simpler times... Granted the internet freaking rocks! lol

29) What is your favorite movie?

30) What CD is in your car stereo?
Jon Anderson - Survival and Other Stories

31) What OCD qualities do you have?
Definitely locking the car / doors....

32) How many kids do you plan on having?
Done. Four is plenty.

33) If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Trisha Yearwood....

34) Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Totally agree with SadGreenEyedGirl - Depends on the situation.

36) What do you do when no one is watching?
Scratch my balls?

37) How would you like to die?
Quietly in my sleep. - sounds good to me!

38) How would you hate to die?
By fire. - again, sounds like me!

39) What candy can't you live without?
Heath Bars

40) Favorite fantasy?
Go read some of my stories....

41) Favorite musicians you've seen in concert?
Yes, Lonestar

42) What's on your computer desktop?

43) What's the last book you read?
The Bible - The Book of Job

44) If you could own any animal as a pet, what would it be?
Any dog will do!

45) Have you ever caught your parents having sex?
Thankfully, no. I think they were celibate except on their birthdays and anniversary! ;-)

46) How did you find out Santa wasn't real?
I had a brother and sister who "worked for him" at Sears. They informed me of the bad news!

47) If you could meet any EP peep,who would it be?
Sugarandspicy, Sungirl3, jenvice, Simplygirl, moondancelady, ceywat, LLLD3, annie36c, BrighterThantheSun, soulrunher, Lohla, BabyDoll42, sStara, Americanwitch, and a few others...

48) If you could meet anyone in real life, who would it be?
Read above

49) What was your worst job ever?
Tax preparer in a location that had NO BATHROOM! Can you believe that!?

50) Any last words?
I love my EP friends! My best to you all! :-)
ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80
46-50, M
9 Responses Dec 6, 2012

I always enjoy learning more about my friends here :)

Aw thanks for mentioning me!!! Hope you are doing well!

You got it Sunny. ;-)


Your kiss story is cute!
When I was 4 years old, in preschool, I chased the boys around and kissed their lips. The teacher gave me timeout. When my dad came to pick me up he was sooo furious that someone punished his baby girl. He said those boys were lucky ducks for getting a kiss from me. haha

Thanks, Lohla! And your Dad was definitely right about that, I am sure of it! ;-)

Interesting answers, a few surprises in there. Nice to get to know you better!

Great read Ammy. I so hope your five year plan come true in three or four! Hugs

This is a nice read D...I think i'll let you buy that vacant block next door ..LOL...as long as i'm one of the "few others " at # 47.

I just one question ... what happened to # 35 ?

Of course you are! Now I just need $$$ lol. And I don't know

LOL...add it ...you're an accountant , who can't count ..LMAO ...
Sorry ... I still love ya ...

Too Cool

Thanks Jenna!

Always fun to get to know you better.

LOL likewise, jen!

That was a fun way to get to know more about someone - I might have to try it myself. I noticed I'm not on the list but I forgive you because we hadn't met yet when you wrote this ;)

You mean I really need to be forgiven when you weren't in my circle? Lol. Do one.... if you had been in my circle you would have been Asked by now

I did do one right after I wrote this.

Oh let me go have a look-see! ;-)