Just Like Milking A Cow

She squeezed my goody bag and almost lost an eye.
AaaaaaRGH AaaaaaRGH
36-40, M
28 Responses Sep 13, 2010

What's all this drool on the milking stool? I go to work for the day and the duct tape has been severed and Pixie has been replaced with a puddle of drool.

*giggles and wipes drool off* I've had worse Pixie... =) Don't spit too hard, he's morning the loss of his cukes still...he's up to day 6 I think...

Aww Pixie, come here don't let the mean cuke-less man be mean... *covers Pixie's ears*

Guess you need to stay duct taped to your milking stool to ensure the activity level meets your standards and approval.

Much like the potato without lips, your mother's hind quarters won't be talking any time soon.

I have no idea what you've been doing to my mother, and I don't think I want to know...<br />
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personally I'd say it's from too many blocks of chocolate myself

Could be lumpy from too many unmashed potatoes?

Well could be worse, you could have said she had a lumpy arse..<br />
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And no, the ears are mine - not some vulcan

you are sitting there in a blue short and Vulcan ears, aren't you?<br />
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Hab SoSlI' Quch! (Klingon insult - "Your mother has a smooth forehead")

No, they went where no man has gone before......

um...the taters went to the holodeck?

well there is that.. admit it... they went where no man has gone before... *cue in star trek music*

The only eyes that saw what I did to the potatoes are the eyes of the potato. For once, I'm glad a veggie doesn't have a mouth.

Blah blah blah, they saw what you did with the potatoes...

LMS - I'm still upset about all my cucumber plants dying....been slowly going through the seven stages of grief...but I will replant, so better days are ahead.<br />
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Laffs - Maybe we can use some of the leftover pancakes from this morning? Are they still stapled to your end tables? I've got a staple remover somewhere....

O.o oh come on... just cause the cukes died on you before you could have your fun.....

I wonder if homophobic people eat fruit salad?

Hold that thought Laffs, wait till the loose fruit and vege arrive - then I'm having me a party Yeeeeeee Haaa!

It's like a car accident. You don't want to look, but you can't help but rubberneck.

Laffs...only thing missing is duct tape!

Pixie, do you really need a stool to be eye level for the milking?

I never thought i'd hear the phrase "my innocence" come out of LMS.

*ahem* the rosary beads are anal... we all know that. I'm as pure as the driven snow *mumbles* I just prefer to be ploughed twice as often

Believe it or not, I do. It's on the shelf with my rosary beads from my first holy communion, and the rosary I received when I became a memer in the Knights of Columbus. If the other members knew that I was milked....

Oh do not blame me! Just cause I told my mum I wanted a lay from Hawaii and she came back with a flowery thing..... don't drag my pure innocence into this AaaaaaRGH! *blushes & flutters eyelashes*

It's all her fault, Laffs. I was sitting here reading my bible and the next thing y'know, I had to take her to the ER with a sticky eye. Now i know how MJ felt when Peter Parker got a lil too excited.

I cannot be held accountable for the end result of my projectile fluids.

LMFAO! ewwwwwww....