My Family Urged Me To Masticate From A Young Age

I can't even remember how old I was the first time I masticated. My family was very open about it.  They took me places where lots of people were masticating at once. Tell me I'm not alone!
EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
56-60, F
11 Responses Jan 14, 2011

Nevah!<br />
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Jus tryin to DEMONSTRATE my ignorance.<br />
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(I'm pooped)



You are starting to rhyme like Jesse Jackson!

Yes. I'm hardly moderate.<br />
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My mandate is to educate - maybe liberate - the less fortunate. Actually assimilate - not pontificate - in order to masticate freely,<br />
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Wherever we choose to do so.

I have to admit, I got a little carried away with matriculating. The last place I matriculated was quite liberal about letting us masticate just about anywhere we wanted to. I don't think anyone was using that Wrigley device you mention except at home or with freinds. Quite daring of you!

At a young age I was introduced to a device allowed me to hone my mastication skills, developed by a William Wrigley, Jr.<br />
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You can imagine my disappointment when the magistrate where I intended to matriculate forbid use of said device to masticate.

Ho ho ho!

Yeah ... why is it allays "Keep your mouth closed?"<br />
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Seems to me we could all learn somethin ... watchin each others mastication techniques.<br />
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Do you have a webcam?<br />
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(No Hittin!)

Well done on the word play! <br />
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That keeping the mouth closed about it seems to be a common thing for early masticators.

OMG ... me too. I haven' shared it with a lotta people yet. Feels good to let someone else know ... my Mama allays made me keep my mouth closed bout it.<br />
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Remember, like lions an tigers ... the family that preys together, masticates together. <br />
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