My Family Urged Me To Masticate From A Young Age

I can't even remember how old I was the first time I masticated. My family was very open about it.  They took me places where lots of people were masticating at once. Tell me I'm not alone!
EvesHarvest EvesHarvest 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 14, 2011

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Jus tryin to DEMONSTRATE my ignorance.

(I'm pooped)



You are starting to rhyme like Jesse Jackson!

Yes. I'm hardly moderate.

My mandate is to educate - maybe liberate - the less fortunate. Actually assimilate - not pontificate - in order to masticate freely,

Wherever we choose to do so.

I have to admit, I got a little carried away with matriculating. The last place I matriculated was quite liberal about letting us masticate just about anywhere we wanted to. I don't think anyone was using that Wrigley device you mention except at home or with freinds. Quite daring of you!

At a young age I was introduced to a device allowed me to hone my mastication skills, developed by a William Wrigley, Jr.

You can imagine my disappointment when the magistrate where I intended to matriculate forbid use of said device to masticate.

Ho ho ho!

Yeah ... why is it allays "Keep your mouth closed?"

Seems to me we could all learn somethin ... watchin each others mastication techniques.

Do you have a webcam?

(No Hittin!)

Yeh, one should always keep one's mouth closed when masticating. With "the other" it doesn't matter. (lol)

Well done on the word play!

That keeping the mouth closed about it seems to be a common thing for early masticators.

OMG ... me too. I haven' shared it with a lotta people yet. Feels good to let someone else know ... my Mama allays made me keep my mouth closed bout it.

Remember, like lions an tigers ... the family that preys together, masticates together.