Well, More Like An AmbulanceYes, somehow, when I was six, I got run over by an ambulance. Completely run over. Like, hit at front, and when they stopped, I was far enough behind to open the doors, and get out the stretcher.
Somehow they missed me with the wheels, and only hit me with the front / bumper. . . And i ended up fine, with just a mild concussion.
But, still, it's a good story.