Wrapped Up Like a Deuce

Dad was mowing the backyard one hot summer day and decided I could play with the water wiggle in the front yard.  Needless to say he turned it on and left me there to battle this serpent on my own; before I knew it this thing had wrapped its yellow hose around my body from head to toe and I could'nt move or release from it's grasp.  Of course I screamed at the top of my lungs for what seemed like an hour until my Dad finally finished mowing. Tired and exhausted from screaming and soaked to the bone like a shrivelled up prune, I decided water wiggle had to go.  That was the most terroristic toy I had besides clackers!

2 Responses Mar 3, 2009

bunch of cry-babies that everything is always someone else's fault. i bet you don't let your kids, if you can stomach them, keep score in any game you allow them to play.

I was always curious about why this toy was banned. Now I know! How scary!