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This happens to me ALL THE TIME. For some reason, the older ladies at work just LOVE me to DEATH! Fortunately, almost all of them keep their comments civil (it's kind of nice of them and I'm flattered).

However, a while back I was propositioned by one of them. I had to maintain my cool, be polite, and say 'no' as diplomatically as possible. The weird thing is that to this day I wonder if I made a mistake because who knows how much that would've meant to her or, better yet, how good those teethless gums would've felt.

TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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They would not have got a chance to hit on me......because I would already be hitting on them.

So, you think I can get a job?

Well, as a senior I can look past the remarks.<br />
Also, when I began to get grey, I noticed several younger gals let me know the answer would be yes, if I asked. Later, most would say they were fed up with the younger guys they knew who... as they said were still learning.<br />
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Of course, many girls who are also in training simply go for the glitz and ***** about the results, if any.

A good point. But at what price?<br />
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I must retain my dignity...<br />
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

yeah, well, who got promoted and who is still amongst the general work force still?<br />
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Sometimes granny-love has benefits<br />
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I still feel dirty though

Oh, I have fantasies about MANY of them, but these two things are not related. Hey, at least I can say I said 'no' whereas you, on the other hand... well, I think your sudden acquired taste for prune juice and Geritol says it all.

Don't do it friend. It won't be pretty.

and ever since you have had fantasies about one of your co-workers<br />
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hmmmmmmmmmm