How many times did i have to be told about one misdemeanor or another when i was a child? An awful lot is the simple answer & along with the lectures came the spanking.I was a tomboy,simple as that & i got into more scrapes than i care to remember which almost always led to me getting my bare butt reddened by either my Mom or Dad,mainly my Dad. My parents were strict & i grew up in the south where daily spankings were given by almost every family.My parents were Catholic,although not overly religious we did attend church on occasions like Christmas & Easter & family weddings etc.On one of these visits to church at Easter my youngest brother who is a year older & i decided before mass we would investigate further the workings of the church.Now Easter mass was like a big social gathering so we had arrived a good hour before mass was due to start,& as kids i was around 7 my brother 8 we would get bored while our parents chatted away to various family & friends.Many times we had made our own entertainment while said conversations were taking place,but this time we thought we would investigate the actual church.My other older brothers & sisters were there,i'm the youngest of 9,& they warned us to be good & not get up to anything we should'nt.Did we listen? Of course we did'nt. So once inside the church we looked around ,flicked each other with the water from the font,gathered all the hymn books & put them all under one of the pews,just general messing around.Then my brother found a room off to the side,we went in & it was full of the priests robes & things,i dared my brother to try one on,wich he did,we found this highly hilarious & did'nt realise how much your voice travels in an empty church.My brother then found the communal wine & a challis.Yep we just had to try the wine,so my brother all dressed up started to pour the wine,he had a sip,i had a sip,till half the challis had gone,so he started to fill it again only this time he poured it a bit too quick which ended up with me wearing half of it down my new white dress.I was mortified & knew i would be in trouble so i waited til Robert was almost out of the robes & i threw the remaining wine over the front of his shirt,in full view of the parish priest.He had heard the commotion we were making,he shouted,we froze then he grabbed my arm & my brothers arm & marched us out the church to our parents.Luckily or so we thought our Dad had gone off talking so it was just our Mom who was presented with the pair of us looking like we had been involved in a murder.The priest explained what we had done & we knew we were in for it. My Mom grabbed both of us took us to the nearest bench & ordered me to stand there while she took care of my brother.She made him take down his trousers & shorts then she put him over her knee & hand spanked his butt til he was crying out,i knew i was in for the same,she made me pull down my panties & over her knee i went & in front of all the Catholic community spanked my bottom so hard i thought i would'nt sit down for a month.We had to sit through all of mass with very sore bottoms.Worse was to come though cos once mass was over & my parents had made us apologise to the priest we got home to feel the sting of our Dads belt,i got 20 straps with it & my brother 25,we were then made to stand in the corner with our butts on fire for an hour,in full view of our aunts,Uncles & cousins.I wish i could say it was the only time i got spanked twice in one day,but it was'nt.