Actually

Twice

 Once in the left arm during a bar fight

Once in the left thigh by an ex girlfriend who was playing around with a screwdriver

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
4 Responses Mar 17, 2009

ROFLMBO! How do you accidently "play around" and stab someone with a screw??!! Maybe it was a metaphor???!! :O hehehehe. <br />
I HAVE been forked! Fell off the counter and stuck right into my big toe! Stood straight up, waiting for me to pluck it out! Which I DID pretty dern quick!

Only in the restaurant when we worked with the tableware

Have you ever been fork stabbed?

yep very ouch