The Greatest Episode Ever


JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified

Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"

The crowd will always talk and stare.



Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too

And that's why I keep them inside

'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain

And sometimes is easier to hide.



JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is

Guy love he's mine I'm his

There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.



Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...



JD: ...and he tenderly replies.



Turk: It's guy love...



JD & Turk: ...between two guys.



Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife.



JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.



Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...



JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!



Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix.



JD: There's no need, to clarify...



Turk: Oh no?



JD: Just let it grow more and more each day.

It's like I've married my best friend...



Turk: But in a totally manly way!



JD & Turk: Let's go!

It's guy love, don't compromise,

The feeling of some other guy.

Holding up your heart into the sky.



JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows.



Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.



JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys.



JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,",

It's not what it implies.



JD & Turk: It's guy love

Between...

Two...

Guys.



JD: No hands.
BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
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Mar 13, 2010