The Greatest Episode Ever

JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified

Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"

The crowd will always talk and stare.

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too

And that's why I keep them inside

'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain

And sometimes is easier to hide.

JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is

Guy love he's mine I'm his

There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...

JD: ...and he tenderly replies.

Turk: It's guy love...

JD & Turk: ...between two guys.

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife.

JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...

JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix.

JD: There's no need, to clarify...

Turk: Oh no?

JD: Just let it grow more and more each day.

It's like I've married my best friend...

Turk: But in a totally manly way!

JD & Turk: Let's go!

It's guy love, don't compromise,

The feeling of some other guy.

Holding up your heart into the sky.

JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows.

Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.

JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys.

JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,",

It's not what it implies.

JD & Turk: It's guy love




JD: No hands.
BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
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Mar 13, 2010